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The Most Extreme Animals: Gluttons is an episode of a documentary animal TV Show hosted by Harry D. Rabbit and Billy Joel.

Animal Countdown: GluttonsEdit

  • 1. Caterpillar (Billy Joel, Harry D. Rabbit)
  • 2. Whale (Amy Fourpaws, Wendy Wong, Claire Lizzard)
  • 3. Hummingbird (Cindy Lauper, Wendy Wong)
  • 4. Argentinian Wide-Mouth Frog (Stinky Jones)
  • 5. Python (Steve Perry of Journey, Amy Fourpaws)
  • 6. Vampire Bats (Kenny Loggins, Earl Earwax)
  • 7. Tasmanian Devil (Sherrie Swafford, Jenny Fourpaws)
  • 8. Vulture (Sammy Turtle, Molly Fourpaws)
  • 9. Pig (Michael Jackson)
  • 10. Tiger Shark (Olivia Rabbit)

Animals FeaturedEdit

  • 10. Dana the Tiger Shark
  • 09. Pistachio the Pig
  • 08. Lillith the Vulture
  • 07. Judy the Tasmanian Devil
  • 06. Daniel the Vampire Bat
  • 05. Penny the Python and her mom Jasmine
  • 04. Artie the Argentinian Wide-Mouthed Frog
  • 03. Megan the Hummingbird
  • 02. Olivia the Orca Whale, Tilly the Orca Whale and Noelle the Blue Whale
  • 01. Timmy the Caterpillar


QuotesEdit

  • (Number 10: Tiger Shark)
  • (Number 9: Pig)
  • Harry D. Rabbit (hosting): Number 9 in our gluttonous countdown really loves to pig out.
  • Michael Jackson: Come here, boy. This is Pistachio. He's a pig. He normally lives with Connie and Bob Precious and other pigs they call Pigtasia while their children are married.
  • Michael Jackson: (chuckles) What, boy? Compared to the greedy reputation, Pistachio the pig is positively anorexic. That's why he's only number 9 in our countdown.
  • Harry D. Rabbit (hosting): Coming up next is the gluttonous bird I hate. It's vultures. Ew! They and their gluttony annoy me.
  • (Number 8: Vulture)
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Yeah, but they're annoying.
  • Molly Fourpaws and Sammy Turtle: Don't worry, Harry. Their gluttony is actually making the world a safer place for all of us.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Yeah, that's right.
  • Harry D. Rabbit (hosting): Coming up next is an animal who eats a lot for breakfast.
  • Billy Joel (hosting): And what kind of bat is a blood-sucker?
  • Harry D. Rabbit (hosting): Dine with the devil and the bat next on the Most Extreme Animals.
  • (Number 7: Tasmanian Devil)
  • Sherrie Swafford: But weight for weight, not even these sumo wrestlers can compete with the devil like Judy when she comes to speed eating.
  • Jenny Fourpaws: Yeah, that's right, Sherrie. See you later, Judy. Bye, girl, I love you. (she and Sherrie hug Judy the Tasmanian devil goodbye) But the next contender in the countdown prefers a liquid lunch.
  • Sherrie Swafford and Jenny Fourpaws: Liquid lunch? Yuck!
  • (Number 6: Vampire Bat)
  • Harry D. Rabbit (hosting): Hollywood has an appetite for hungry horrors. After all, nobody needs a good feed more than Dracula. Number 6 in the countdown is one of Earl's favorite bats: the vampire bat. But bats can drink Dracula under the table any day.
  • Earl Earwax: That's why vampire bats are number 6 in the countdown of our extreme gluttony. This is Daniel. He's a vampire bat. He and the other real vampires prefer cows to Hollywood actresses in which case Dracula ever dreamed of. Daniel doesn't suck blood. He can use his teeth to painlessly open a vein and then he drinks. That's a lot of blood for a little bat like him. Atta boy, Dan.
  • Earl Earwax: The fact remains that little bats really are........
  • Kenny Loggins: Extremely.......
  • Both: Bloodthirsty gluttons.
  • Earl Earwax: Although vampire bats drink Dracula on the table, they're still only number 6 in the countdown of gluttony.
  • Harry D. Rabbit (hosting): Thank you, Earl. Coming up is another man-eating animal that can swallow everything like antelope but not most small children due to friendship with most small children.
  • Billy Joel (hosting): And what gluttonous amphibian can have a frog in your throat?
  • Harry D. Rabbit and Billy Joel (hosting): Find out next on The Most Extreme Animals.
  • (Number 5: Python)
  • Harry D. Rabbit (hosting): Coming in to number 5 in the countdown is Amy's favorite type of snake. It's the python.
  • (Amy holds her python friend Penny who slithers on her arm)
  • Amy Fourpaws: Hi, Penny. You're such a cute girl. Yes you are. Good girl. You're so cute. Come here, girl. You're really a cute girl, Penny. Meet Penny the cute friendly baby python and Jasmine's daughter. She can swallow things larger than her head like antelopes but not most small children due to her friendship with most small children just like her mom. This cute, friendly and gentle but giant snake can easily swallow things larger than her head like antelopes but not most small children. If you want to eat like a python like Penny, try trying your hands behind your back and then swallow a whole watermelon without chewing and while the bad dad antelopes come towards her, she constricts all her prey because she's a harmless constrictor and so is her mother and other friendly constrictor pythons who are all harmless. So she bites the bad daddy antelope and twirls around him and then she pushes. She gets really, really tight and that makes all the air go out of bad father antelope and then she swallows him whole as he dies losing his air.
  • (Amy gently puts her python friend back to her home)
  • Amy Fourpaws: There you go, girl, I love you, Penny. (kisses Penny goodbye) To find out how she and other snakes manage to bite off so much more than they can chew, you might want to talk to Steve Perry the lead singer of Journey. Steve R.P., how can pythons bite off so much more than they can chew?
  • Steve Perry: Well, Amy, they have very flexible jaws and they can lower their jaw independently. They can swallow animals larger the size of their head. This animal can swallow something this big around.
  • Amy Fourpaws: Penny's cute and friendly. She's my favorite.
  • (Amy meets Jasmine the python who is also Penny's mother)
  • Steve Perry: Okay, do you want to meet Penny's mother Jasmine?
  • Amy Fourpaws: Hi, Jasmine. Steve Perry and I know that Jasmine's already eaten and is not interested in swallowing small children and neither is her daughter.
  • Steve Perry: That's because pythons have a very specialized slow acting stomach.
  • Amy Fourpaws: One big meal could last for days even weeks and months so we kids are in no danger.
  • Steve Perry: So what you do think, is she happy?
  • Amy Fourpaws: Yes, she's cute. Awww, so cute.
  • Steve Perry: That's right.
  • Amy Fourpaws: But our next contender has a danger to itself for it can literally eat itself to death.
  • (Number 4: Argentinian Wide-Mouth Frog)
  • Harry D. Rabbit (hosting): Number 4 in the countdown really does have eyes bigger than its stomach and that's saying something because Stinky's favorite frogs Argentinian wide-mouth frogs have very big bellies.
  • (Stinky holds Artie his Argentinian wide mouth frog friend)
  • Stinky Jones: Say hello to my friend Artie. He's an Argentinian wide mouth frog. He will eat anything that moves. Good boy, Artie, good boy.
  • Stinky Jones: In this case having a frog in your throat can prove fatal. But even these kamikaze eaters like Artie are still only number 4 on our extreme countdown.
  • Harry D. Rabbit (hosting): It's easy to eat anything greedier than frogs like Artie..........
  • Stinky Jones: (to Artie the Argentinian wide-mouth frog) Good boy, Artie, good boy.
  • Harry D. Rabbit (hosting): Snakes like Penny and Jasmine..........
  • Amy Fourpaws: (to Penny the python) You're really a cute girl, Penny.
  • Harry D. Rabbit (hosting): and vampires like Daniel.
  • Earl Earwax: (to Dan the vampire bat) Atta boy, Dan.
  • Harry D. Rabbit (hosting): Coming up next is an eater who is faster than a marathon runner. And what type of whales eat everything?
  • Billy Joel (hosting): Find out next on the Most Extreme Animals.
  • (Number 3: Hummingbird)
  • Wendy Wong: But if you think these tiny gluttons like Megan are a handful, our next extreme eater is one million times heavier than a hummingbird. I love you, Megan.
  • (Number 2: Whale)
  • Claire Lizzard: They stop eating for 8 months.
  • Wendy Wong: They need to store in all that blubber.
  • Amy Fourpaws: And it makes its way clear for the ultimate eater on the planet.
  • Harry D. Rabbit (hosting): We've seen the 9 contenders. They're the best of the best. Only 1 animal is a more eating machine. It's number 1 and it's coming up next.
  • (Number 1: Caterpillar)
  • Harry D. Rabbit (hosting): Just imagine if you have a baby that's the most extreme glutton animal on the planet. The most extreme glutton animal is.......... my favorite bug. The caterpillar. This is Timmy. He's a very hungry caterpillar.
  • Olivia Rabbit: Hi, Timmy. He can chew leaves and everything grinding his food.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: So, Billy, what do caterpillars do?
  • Billy Joel: Caterpillars are really good eaters. a fun plant, eh?
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Yeah, that's right.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: But we should never forget that it's also the number 1 extreme glutton on the planet.
  • Billy Joel (hosting): And that's why when it comes to eating, the caterpillar really is the most extreme animal.
  • Harry D. Rabbit (hosting): Bye, Timmy. Phew, the caterpillar really is the number 1 glutton on the planet.
  • (Harry puts Timmy on the leaf)
  • Harry D. Rabbit (signing off): Well, see you again soon. Bye!
  • Billy Joel (signing off): Bye!

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