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William Martin "Billy" Joel (born May 9) is a singer and music star friend of Harry D. Rabbit, Wendy Wong and Amy Fourpaws as well as Harry's puppy dog Spot and plays the piano and is seen with brown hair and wearing black sunglasses, the same red and white striped T-shirt that Harry previously wore in Harry and the Haunted House, a red hooded vest and blue overalled shorts. He is one of the co-hosts, celebrity guest stars, guest characters and main deuteragonists of TV series and is voiced by himself. Joel made his first guest appearance where he gave Harry a red hat and a pet puppy Spot as two birthday gifts on Harry's 8th birthday (April 9th). He is also both a singer and host of the of the National Pet Day where his friends and their pets compete and two of his friends Harry and his dog Spot won the National Pet Day show competition. His favorite costumes are an elephant and the frog prince and his favorite Halloween costume is Baloo the Bear especially when he always goes trick-or-treating with Harry and his friends and other music stars too. Joel was introduced by Harry to Amy at his concert and befriended her and together they found Spot when Spot came back and Harry, Spot and Amy big fans of him. He is also a co-host alongside Harry D. Rabbit in Harry's Beach Talent Show where his big half-brother Alexander "Alex" and little sister Judith "Judy" guest appear in the audience as well as in National Pet Day. He doesn't celebrate Christmas because he's Jewish according to Season 1's 20th episode and 2nd TV movie Merry Christmas, Harry and Friends where he serves as a main co-protagonist of the TV movie alongside the protagonist Harry D. Rabbit and on Christmas Day at the end of the episode TV movie, after singing "Merry Christmas" Joel hugs Harry goodbye and says "I'll see you later, Harry D. Rabbit, I'll be back here soon". Harry wishes him "Happy Hanukkah" and Joel thanks him and wishes him a "Merry Christmas to you". He doesn't like when the other kids don't follow the rules especially the "No Chewing Gum In Class" rule either alongside Harry. His favorite song from the beach talent show is "Piano Man" from Act 1 especially when he and Harry sing to Spot and play the piano while Mr. Conrad plays the harmonica. Joel also received the same old red and white striped T-shirt that Harry previously wore on Harry and the Haunted House from him on his 8th birthday (April 9th). His favorite character from the film Harry and Friends Presents The Jungle Book is Mowgli (played by Harry D. Rabbit). He was mentioned by Harry about how he gave him his dog in the episode and TV movie Journey Birthday Boy. Joel's favorite color is purple and his favorite character from The Jungle Book is Baloo. He loves playing piano especially when it's Harry on his piano team and hates being late or when everybody's late.

  • Favorite Song from the Beach Talent Show: "Piano Man"
  • Favorite Costume: Elephant, The Frog Prince
  • Zodiac Sign: Taurus
  • Favorite Halloween Costume: Baloo the Bear (from the Jungle Book)
  • Favorite Color: Purple
  • Allergies: Peanuts, Kiwi, Strawberries and Dust
  • Favorite Jungle Book Character: Baloo
  • Favorite Music Genre: Classical, Rock, Pop and Jazz music
  • Likes: Being on time, Harry D. Rabbit, playing the piano, Christmas (even though he doesn't celebrate it with his family), Hanukah, Kiwi (even though he's allergic to it)
  • Dislikes: Being late, When everybody runs late

Harry's Beach Talent Show ActsEdit

QuotesEdit

The New Puppy (Season 1, Episode 1, March 24, 1995)

  • Harry D. Rabbit (hosting): (first line) Hi, I'm Harry and guess what? Billy Joel gave me a new puppy. His name is Spot and he's so cute. Awwwwwwwwe! Are you ready? Good, let's go.

April 9: Harry's 8th birthday at his house

  • Harry D. Rabbit (narrating): It's April 9th, my birthday and one of my favorite singers Billy Joel is presenting me with two surprise birthday presents. They're for me and I wonder what they are. I'll go and find out and of course I've always wanted a dog.
  • Billy Joel: (first line) Ok. I hope that little boy will like these two birthday presents.
  • (knocks door)
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Coming! (and opens the door) Uh. Could you state your name please?
  • Billy Joel: I'm Billy Joel.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Wow! You're my favorite. Hi. I'm Harry. Harry D. Rabbit and I didn't know you came here, but I knew all this about you.
  • Billy Joel: Well, Harry, I brought you two birthday presents. A red baseball hat.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: (wears his hat) I can wear this for good luck? Thank you, Billy, you're one of my music star friends ever.
  • Billy Joel: (presenting Harry with a new white puppy with a black spot) And also, here's your new puppy.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: (holding his new puppy) Wow! He's so cute. What's his name?
  • Billy Joel: His name's Spot.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Hi, Spot, you're such a good boy. Billy, can I keep him? Please?
  • Billy Joel: Yes.
  • ("The Longest Time" plays and Harry and Billy sing this one)
  • Billy Joel: I gotta go now. I have music to perform. I'll see you later at my concert and good luck with your new puppy, Harry!
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Ok. Thanks, Billy. Bye!
  • Billy Joel (walks out the door): Take good care of him! It's a big responsibility.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: I will! (and closes the door) You're one of my best friends, Spot. We'll be friends forever.
  • Spot: (barking)


Secret Society (Season 1, Episode 10, June 23, 1995)

Harry In Charge Of Billy's Piano

  • Billy Joel: I'd better head to the dentist for a checkup. Harry, could you keep an eye on my piano?
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Yes. Spot and I will.
  • Billy Joel: Good. You too, Spot. (and heads off to the dentist)
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Alright, Olivia, Jenny, Tracie, Paul, Michael, Ian, Owen, William, Lizzie, Penny, Zoe and Jill, let's go! (He teaches his younger sister Olivia and her friends singing ABCs on Billy's piano)

Spot Gets Lost During A Fireworks Practice

  • Spot (running away from a fireworks practice): (scared barking)
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Spot? Spot? Spot? Spot, where are you? Spot? Spot, come here, Spot. He's lost and I'd better go get help to find him.

When Spot Got Lost And Harry, Amy and Billy Found Him

  • Harry D. Rabbit: Billy! Billy, come here! I need your help!
  • Billy Joel: Hi, Harry! I'm back from the dentist.
  • Amy Fourpaws: Who is that anyway?
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Amy, this is my music star friend Billy Joel.
  • Amy Fourpaws: Hi. Nice to meet you, Billy. My name's Amy Fourpaws and I did not know you saw me until you are recognizing me.
  • Billy Joel: Hi, Amy. Harry, where's Spot?
  • Harry D. Rabbit: I lost Spot. He ran away scared of fireworks practice so can you help us both find him?
  • Billy Joel: Of course.
  • Amy Fourpaws: Spot! Spot, come here, boy!
  • Billy Joel: Spot! Come here, Spot!
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Spot? Spot, where are you?
  • Spot (running to Harry after the fireworks practice is over): (barking)
  • Harry D. Rabbit (holding Spot): Oh, Spot, we found you and I will never lose you again.
  • Spot: (barking)
  • Amy Fourpaws: Thank you for helping us find Harry's dog, Billy.
  • Billy Joel: You're welcome, Amy and Harry. I gotta go now and I have music to perform. See you later at my concert, kids!
  • Amy Fourpaws: Bye, Billy!
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Bye!
  • Spot: (barking)
  • Harry D. Rabbit: So what now?
  • Amy Fourpaws: Probably meet Billy at his concert. So what time are we doing it?
  • Harry D. Rabbit: When the fireworks are starting.
  • Amy Fourpaws: Yeah, that's right. Come on, Harry and Spot, let's go!

At The 4th of July Fireworks Night Concert

  • Amy Fourpaws: Billy, we have a plan.
  • Billy Joel: What's that, kids and Spot?
  • Harry D. Rabbit: The Awesomeness of Rain and Put Your Little Foot, Right There. Hands, hips and feet.
  • Spot: (barking)
  • Billy Joel: Good plan.
  • All (singing): Drip-drop-drip! Doo-doo-doo-doo!
  • Amy Fourpaws (singing): Why
  • Harry D. Rabbit (singing): You might
  • Billy Joel (singing): Hey, rain
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • (Then Billy plays the Kidsongs-type version on the piano while Harry and Amy do it with their hands, hips and feet and walk and turn)
  • ("Put Your Little Foot, Right There" plays)
  • Billy Joel (singing): Put your little foot, put your little foot, put your little foot, right there.
  • Amy Fourpaws (singing): Put your little foot, put your little foot, put your little foot, right there.
  • Harry D. Rabbit (singing): Walk and walk and walk and walk and turn. Walk and walk and walk and walk and turn.
  • All (singing): Walk and walk and walk and walk and turn. Walk and walk and walk and walk and turn.
  • Harry D. Rabbit and Amy Fourpaws (singing): Put your little hand, put your little hand, put your little hand, right there. Put your little hand, put your little hand, put your little hand, right there. Walk and walk and walk and walk and turn, walk and walk and walk and walk and turn. Walk and walk and walk and walk and turn, walk and walk and walk and walk and turn.
  • Harry D. Rabbit, Amy Fourpaws and Billy Joel (singing): Put your little hip, put your little hip, put your little hip, put your little hip, right there. Put your little hip, put your little hip, put your little hip, right there. Walk and walk and walk and walk and turn, walk and walk and walk and walk and turn. Walk and walk and walk and walk and turn, walk and walk and walk and turn, walk and walk and walk and walk and turn. Walk and walk and walk and walk and turn, walk and walk and walk and walk and turn.
  • (music continues then ends)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: Good job. Thank you, kids. You too, Spot.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Wow.
  • Amy Fourpaws: You're welcome. (laughs)
  • Spot: (barking)
  • Billy Joel (announcing): Now let me introduce you to three of my friends, first of all the brave girl Amy Fourpaws...........
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel (announcing): Main leader of the heroes Harry D. Rabbit.........
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel (announcing): and Harry's detective and clever dog Spot!
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Harry D. Rabbit (narrating the closing): We love my dog Spot and I think it's really important not to lose him again. Because if you lost your dog once, you're gonna find one and see one again. I will always see Spot again and he will always see me again no matter what takes its time.
  • (fireworks cracking in the sky)


The Sign Off Before the Credits

  • Billy Joel (hosting): It sure was a detective agency for dogs.
  • Amy Fourpaws (hosting): Thank for helping us find Spot. Good job, Spot.
  • Spot: (barking)
  • Harry D. Rabbit (hosting and signing off): Wow, and I think it's really important to take care of dogs and not to lose them again. Well, see you again soon. Bye!


Park Plaza Zoo (Season 1, Episode 13, July 28, 1995)


National Pet Day (Season 1, Episode 15, August 11, 1995)

Harry and Billy Host Before the theme song

  • Harry D. Rabbit (hosting): Hi, I'm Harry and that's my dog Spot and guess what? National Pet Day is held every August 6th.
  • Billy Joel (hosting): And I'm Billy Joel. Tomorrow is National Pet Day.
  • Harry D. Rabbit (hosting): And also Billy Joel is coming to show us his pets as a surprise. Are you ready? Good. Let's go! (and walks Spot) Good dog, Spot.
  • Billy Joel (hosting): Aw! He sure loves walking his dog Spot.

Harry and Spot Meet Billy

  • Harry D. Rabbit (narrating the opening): Tomorrow is National Pet Day and I'm so excited about it because Billy's coming to show his pets as a surprise. Amy, Spot and I are big fans of him, but Steve Perry the singer of Journey, the other members, his girlfriend Sherrie Swafford, Wendy, Earl, Stinky and Mr. Conrad haven't met him yet, but don't worry, one day like tomorrow, they will.
  • Spot: (barking) (Harry and Spot arrive at the park and see a gazebo)
  • Harry D. Rabbit: We made it, Spot. We're here!
  • (Just a voice calls him and Spot and it is Billy Joel)
  • Billy Joel: Hi, Harry. Hi, Spot.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Oh, hi, Billy. We saw you at the gazebo.
  • (Billy tries to lift his piano but he can't lift it by himself so he calls for Harry's help)
  • Billy Joel (trying to lift the piano but can't lift it by himself): (grunts) I think I need some help.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Billy, are you okay?
  • Billy Joel: Yes, Harry, I'm fine but I'm not strong enough to lift it. Harry, can you help me with the piano? I can't lift it by myself.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Sure. (He helps Billy with the piano)
  • Harry D. Rabbit and Billy Joel (lifting the piano and putting it on the stage of the gazebo): (both grunting)
  • Billy Joel: How's this?
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Ok, that's perfect.
  • Spot: (barking)
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Hey, Spot.
  • Billy Joel: Good dog, Spot.
  • Spot: (barking)
  • (Billy plays the piano and sings "Just The Way You Are (to Spot)" with Harry)
  • ("Just The Way You Are (to Spot)" plays)
  • Spot: (barking)
  • Billy Joel: Good dog, Spot. Good dog.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Amy, Spot and I are big fans of you.
  • Billy Joel: Thank you, Harry.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: But where're Steve Perry, his girlfriend Sherrie, the other Journey members, Kenny Loggins, Wendy, Earl, Mr. Conrad and Stinky? They haven't met you or anything.
  • Billy Joel: Don't worry, Harry, they will tomorrow.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Yeah, that's right.
  • Spot: (barking)
  • Billy Joel: Thanks, Spot. Harry, I gotta get going because tomorrow is National Pet Day to show you, Spot and your friends my pets as a surprise.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: I gotta go too. Amy's waiting for me. Come on, Spot.
  • Billy Joel: See you tomorrow at National Pet Day.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Ok, thanks, Billy. (and walks Spot while riding his scooter)
  • Spot: (barking)
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Bye!
  • Billy Joel: Bye, Harry!
  • (Harry rides his scooter home while walking Spot while Billy looks at the camera)
  • Billy Joel (to the viewers): Aw! He sure loves riding his scooter and walking his dog. (He then sets up the 32nd Annual National Pet Day stage)

Olivia Accidentally Eats Harry's Chocolate Bar

  • (Meanwhile, Olivia accidentally eats Harry's favorite chocolate bar without asking first)
  • Olivia Rabbit: Wow this look good. (She accidentally eats her brother's whole chocolate bar without asking him first) Mmmmmmmmm-Mmmmm-Mmmmmmm. (She takes a bite another and another and another and another and another leaving the empty wrapper on the counter)
  • Kathy Rabbit: (shocked at her younger daughter) Olivia, did you eat your brother's chocolate bar?
  • Olivia Rabbit: (still munching on her brother's chocolate bar then swallows a whole mouthful) Um, yeah. Yes, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.
  • Kathy Rabbit: Thanks, but you have to apologize to your brother for what you did.
  • Olivia Rabbit: Oh, when Harry finds out about this, he's gonna be so mad at me.
  • Kathy Rabbit: He's not gonna be mad at you, sweetheart, he's just shocked.
  • Olivia Rabbit: You're right, mommy. I'll go apologize to him for what I did.
  • Kathy Rabbit: You're right, sweetheart. That's the smart thing to do.
  • Olivia Rabbit: Yeah, that's right. But I still like chocolate bars. So does Harry.

Amy Jumps Rope

  • (After meeting Billy at the gazebo, Harry heads home walking Spot while riding his scooter. He plays dog tricks with Spot in his and Amy's backyards where Amy jumps rope)
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Are we ready?
  • Spot: (barking)
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Okay, Spot, let's perform dog tricks.
  • Spot: (barking)
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Okay, Spot, catch!
  • Spot: (barking) (He catches the ball)
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Good dog, Spot. Good dog. (After dog tricks, he and Spot see Amy jumping rope) Spot, did you hear that? Amy's jumping rope. Let's go!
  • (Harry and Spot go hear Amy's Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear song when she jumps rope)
  • Amy Fourpaws: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and go! (She jumps rope) Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, turn around. Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, touch the ground. Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, jump up high. Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, touch the sky. Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, bend down low. Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, touch your toes. Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, turn off the light. Everybody say Shh! Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, say goodnight. (She is finished jumping rope for now and walks to Harry and Spot) Finished! Hi, Harry, hi, Spot.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Hi, Amy, we're getting ready for Billy Joel's National Pet Day tomorrow. Spot and I are big fans of him.
  • Amy Fourpaws: Me too.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Do you wanna perform pet tricks with me?
  • Amy Fourpaws: No. I performed pet tricks yesterday with my dog Princess, cat Pinkie and rabbit Olivia. They are cool and sweet.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Wow. I didn't know you performed pet tricks yesterday. They're cool and Spot's cool too.
  • (Earl, Stinky, Wendy and Mr. Conrad arrive to Harry's and Amy's backyards)
  • Earl Earwax: (coming to Harry's and Amy's backyards with Stinky and Mr. Conrad) Billy who? Never heard of him.
  • Stinky Jones: Me neither.
  • Wendy Wong: I have and I'm a big fan of him too but I know only of him.
  • Mr. Conrad: But I've heard of National Pet Day.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get to know him.
  • Stinky Jones: Yeah, I guess so.
  • Earl Earwax: Um, okay.
  • Wendy Wong: You can count on me.
  • Mr. Conrad: Yeah.
  • Amy Fourpaws: That's the spirit and I knew you all can know him.
  • Earl Earwax: So when are we gonna be on the 32nd Annual National Pet Day show?
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Probably...... tomorrow like Billy Joel said. He called us and our pets yesterday and said we're gonna be on.
  • Spot: (barking)
  • Amy Fourpaws: We're gonna be on the 32nd Annual National Pet Day Show with our pets? Sweet!
  • Harry D. Rabbit: You guys, I have some very good news. We performed tricks with our pets and we're competing at the National Pet Day show tomorrow.
  • Earl Earwax: Yeah, but I have some bad news too.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: What's the matter?
  • Amy Fourpaws: Is there something wrong?
  • Earl Earwax: Yes. Sammy broke her ankle while skateboarding yesterday after performing hamster tricks with her hamster. She's in the hospital and can't compete with us tomorrow. She has to wear a cast for 5 days and also sit in the audience tomorrow.
  • Mr. Conrad: She can't compete?
  • Wendy Wong: Oh, shoot!
  • Stinky Jones: Oh no! That's weird.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: But the 32nd Annual National Pet day show is tomorrow and we must compete.
  • Amy Fourpaws: Don't worry, I have a plan. Remember Steve Perry the lead singer of Journey?
  • Harry D. Rabbit, Wendy Wong and Earl Earwax: Yeah.
  • Amy Fourpaws: He and his girlfriend Sherrie Swafford and their cats are replacing Sammy and her hamster tomorrow due to her ankle in a cast.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Yeah, that's right.
  • Mr. Conrad: That's a good idea.
  • Stinky Jones: Yeah, I guess so.
  • Wendy Wong: Me too.
  • Earl Earwax: Yeah, that's good news. I performed pet tricks with my mouse Sherrie a day before. She's so cute and cuddly and she's friends with everyone.
  • Stinky Jones: I performed pet tricks with my bird Paul two days ago. He's kind and friendly most of the time and I give him food and water everyday except when I'm on vacation so my grandpa takes care of him, Jamie and Priscilla.
  • Wendy Wong: I performed pet tricks with my guinea pig Mushu last week. She is so sweet.
  • Mr. Conrad: I performed pet tricks with my pet fish Casaba three days ago. He is perfect and I love him and I love dogs especially Spot but my family and I can't have dogs in my house or my brother's house because my brother Nick is allergic to dog fur.
  • Spot: (barking)
  • Mr. Conrad: Good dog, Spot, good boy.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: I'll go get something to eat. Be right back!
  • Amy Fourpaws: Where is he going?
  • Wendy Wong: To get something to eat.
  • Stinky Jones: Yeah. I guess so.
  • Mr. Conrad: I guess so too.
  • Earl Earwax: I'd better get something to eat too. I left it on the ground by accident.
  • Amy Fourpaws: I'd better go get my favorite sunscreen. Be right back!
  • (Harry enters his kitchen counter where he notices that there is only his chocolate bar wrapper left and picks it up)
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Alright. Here I go. (gasps shocked) Oh no! My chocolate bar's gone and the wrapper's empty! Who ate my chocolate bar and left its wrapper on the counter? I'd better go ask my friends if they found anything to eat. Spot, let's go.
  • Spot: (barking)
  • Olivia Rabbit: Harry, I love you so I thought you weren't mad at me.
  • Harry D. Rabbit (leaving the house): I love you too and I'm not mad at you but I'm just shocked at you.
  • (Olivia has to apologize to her brother for what she did but she didn't mean to)
  • Olivia Rabbit: I've gotta apologize to Harry right away.
  • (Outside, Earl looks for something, but there is nothing until he finds a chocolate bar he found on the ground)
  • Earl Earwax: (looking for something) Nothing, nothing, nothing. Uh-huh. Anything I left on the ground. There it is. (He eats his chocolate bar he found which was left on the ground as Harry gets out with only his chocolate bar wrapper which was left behind on the counter after his younger sister had eaten all the chocolate bar by accident earlier)
  • Harry D. Rabbit: (shocked about his favorite chocolate bar gone) Hey, Earl, did you find anything to eat? When Spot and I were at Park Plaza Park, my little sister Olivia accidentally took my chocolate bar and ate it without asking me first.
  • Earl Earwax: (still munching on his chocolate then swallows a whole mouthful) Um, well, uh......no. No, sorry, nothing else left, we ran out.
  • (Amy picks up her favorite sunscreen. She tries to put her sunscreen on, but the sunscreen lotion has ran out and the sunscreen bottle is empty. She is shocked)
  • Amy Fourpaws (shocked about her favorite sunscreen lotion gone): (gasps) Oh no! When I was jumping rope, my sisters Molly and Jenny accidentally took all my favorite sunscreen and rubbed it all on their skin without asking me first either and wasted all of it. I hope they'll tell me the truth about the empty sunscreen accident.
  • Stinky Jones: Look, Harry! Are there any good CDs, Harry D. Rabbit?
  • Harry D. Rabbit: (finds some of his favorite CDs) Yeah. Definitely. Look. My three favorite Billy Joel CDs: Piano Man, Glass Houses and An Innocent Man. Check them out.
  • Amy Fourpaws: Wow, tomorrow, Billy's gonna be the host of the 32nd Annual National Pet Day show. He's gonna decide who will get to co-host at the beach talent show with him.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: I hope it's gonna be me.
  • Amy Fourpaws: Let's find out.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Yeah, that's right.
  • Stinky Jones: Yeah, I guess so.
  • Earl Earwax: Uh, okay.
  • Amy Fourpaws: Yes!
  • Wendy Wong: That's it!
  • Mr. Conrad: Yeah!
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Billy's gonna be with us tomorrow because it's National Pet Day.
  • Amy Fourpaws: Yeah, that's right.
  • Wendy Wong: Yeah, but what's so special about tomorrow?
  • Harry D. Rabbit: We get to perform pet tricks with Billy Joel.
  • Amy Fourpaws, Earl Earwax, Stinky Jones, Wendy Wong and Mr. Conrad: Yeah!
  • (Molly and Jenny arrive in the yard to tell a shocked Amy the truth about her lost sunscreen)
  • Jenny Fourpaws: We'd better go tell Amy the truth about her sunscreen.
  • Molly Fourpaws: Yeah, that's right. We'd better tell her.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Amy, your sisters are telling you the truth right now.
  • Amy Fourpaws (She is shocked at her sisters about her sunscreen): Molly, Jenny, did you take all my sunscreen without asking and waste it?
  • Molly and Jenny Fourpaws: Yes.
  • Molly Fourpaws: Amy, I'm sorry. We just didn't wanna get sunburned.
  • Jenny Fourpaws: Me too, Amy. I'm sorry too. We didn't mean to waste it.
  • Amy Fourpaws: That's okay. Next time, you two, just don't do it again without my permission.
  • Molly and Jenny Fourpaws: Got it. Next time, we'll try not to without asking first.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: It's always important to tell Amy the truth.
  • (Just then, Harry's mom calls him and Amy for dinner)
  • Kathy Rabbit: Harry, Amy, dinner! Time to go out at Pinkie's.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: That's my mom! Coming, Mom!
  • Amy Fourpaws: Me too, Mrs. Rabbit!
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Earl, Stinky, Molly, Jenny, and Mr. Conrad, see you guys tomorrow.
  • Earl Earwax: Bye! See you tomorrow, Harry!
  • Stinky Jones: See you tomorrow!
  • Mr. Conrad: Yes. See you tomorrow, Harry D. Rabbit!
  • Molly Fourpaws: Bye, Harry and Amy, see you two tomorrow.
  • Jenny Fourpaws: See you two tomorrow on National Pet Day.
  • Wendy Wong: Bye, Harry, Spot and Amy, see you guys tomorrow on National Pet Day.
  • (Harry, his family, Spot and Amy are on their way to Pinkie's for dinner)
  • Amy Fourpaws: You're getting anything there, Harry?
  • Harry D. Rabbit: No, not yet, but I will decide when we get there and find out.
  • Olivia Rabbit: Harry, I'm really sorry about your chocolate bar. I was just a little hungry, but I didn't mean to take it without asking first and I didn't mean either to leave the wrapper on the counter because it was empty.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: That's okay, Olivia. Just don't do it again next time without asking me first.
  • Olivia Rabbit: (whispering) Got it.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Next time, don't take my chocolate bar that's not yours again.
  • Olivia Rabbit: Right.
  • (Harry, his family, Spot and Amy are eating dinner at Pinkie's, the fast food restaurant, for dinner: Harry is eating his fries and cheeseburger and drinking his Pepsi while Amy is eating her fries and chicken strips and drinking her Diet Pepsi, Spot is eating a chicken sandwich without the bun or the sauce and the rest of Harry's family eat the same things Harry and Amy get too and each drinking Mountain Dew, Diet Mountain Dew, Coca-Cola, Diet Coke, Sprite, Diet Sprite, Dr. Pepper and Diet Dr. Pepper. The TV, also at Pinkie's, shows one of the commercials of the 32nd Annual National Pet Day Show hosted by Billy Joel)
  • TV Commercial Announcer: Are you ready to compete with your pets at National Pet Day? Get ready for the 32nd Annual National Pet Day Show where there are competition games, pet tricks and winning surprises. The National Pet Day Show is annually held every year. 32nd Annual National Pet Day hosted by Billy Joel. Who will win National Pet Day and co-host with Billy at the Miami beach talent show? Find out tomorrow at 11:00am at the gazebo in Park Plaza Park.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Wow, did you hear that?
  • Olivia Rabbit: Hear what?
  • Spot: (barking)
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Billy Joel is hosting National Pet Day tomorrow at 11:00am at the gazebo in Park Plaza Park.
  • Amy Fourpaws: You're right, Harry, he is also singing the National Pet Day anthem. Are you guys coming?
  • Kathy Rabbit, Ethan Rabbit, Grandpa Dave Rabbit, Grandma Bea Rabbit, Sam Rabbit, Danny Rabbit, Phoebe Rabbit and Olivia Rabbit: We won't miss it.
  • Harry D. Rabbit and Amy Fourpaws: Good.
  • Spot: (barking)
  • (After dinner at Pinkie's, Harry, his family, Spot and Amy each have ice cream cones from Pinkie's for dessert on the way home)
  • Olivia Rabbit: Harry, can I borrow your video camera?
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Yes. Just be careful.
  • Olivia Rabbit: I will. I'll be one of the camera crew of the 32nd Annual National Pet Day show.
  • Amy Fourpaws: But there's no camera crew yet on National Pet Day.
  • Olivia Rabbit: Don't worry, Amy. Joey and I will be the first camera crew of National Pet Day.
  • Amy Fourpaws: (whispers) Sweet.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Yeah, that's right.

The Awesomeness Of Rain

  • (After dinner, Harry, Amy, Spot and Olivia meet the other kids. The kids stay inside until the rain stops; Harry, Olivia and Amy sit on the couch eating popcorn while Stinky catches his ball with his mitt, Earl and Joey play video games and Wendy flops on the floor)
  • Earl Earwax: I hate the rain because it's too wet.
  • ("We Hate The Rain" plays)
  • Boys and Olivia Rabbit and Wendy Wong (singing): We hate the rain, we hate the rain, we hate the rain, we hate the rain.
  • Wendy Wong (singing): There's nothing about it that we like.
  • Earl Earwax (singing): It makes the ground muddy
  • Olivia Rabbit (singing): So we can't go out and play.
  • Harry D. Rabbit (singing): And me and my buddy have to stay inside all day.
  • Joey "The Hare" Earwax (singing): We hate the rain, we hate the rain, we hate the rain, we hate the rain.
  • Stinky Jones (singing): I'm having a blast on my bike.
  • Boys and Olivia Rabbit and Wendy Wong (singing): It's not any fun. We'd rather have sun. Hey, rain, go take a hike.
  • ("We Hate The Rain" ends)
  • (Amy calls the other kids to put on raincoats, rain hats, rain boots and get umbrellas)
  • Amy Fourpaws: You guys, I don't like rain most of the time either but it's time to get our umbrellas and rain hats and raincoats and rain boots.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: But we hate the rain, Amy. It's too wet to go out and play.
  • Amy Fourpaws: Don't worry. Come on, let's go!
  • ("Awesomeness of Rain" plays)
  • Harry D. Rabbit, Olivia Rabbit, Wendy Wong, Joey "The Hare" Earwax, Earl Earwax and Stinky Jones (singing): Drip, drop, drip! Doo, doo, do doo! Drip, drop, drip! Doo, doo, do!
  • Amy Fourpaws (singing): Why would anybody wanna stay inside. Waiting for sun when there's a perfectly cool rainstorm traveling by. You might get muddy but it's fine. So grab a buddy, your umbrella and your raincoat and boots and get under the sky. We'll have a good, good time.
  • All the kids (singing): The splish-splash feeling in the puddle is awesome. The pit-pat-patting of umbrellas is awesome. Let's go now while it pours down. It's the very best time to play. The drip-drop beating out a fancy rhythm. The splish-splash feeling when you dance is such fun. I'm happy to explain.....
  • Amy Fourpaws (singing): The awesomeness of rain.
  • Amy Fourpaws, Olivia Rabbit, Wendy Wong, Joey "The Hare" Earwax, Earl Earwax and Stinky Jones (singing): Drip-drop-drip! Doo, doo, do!
  • Harry D. Rabbit (singing): Hey! Rain is wonderful but wait. That was thunder. So we'll have to go back in 'til it passes then come out again. There's a rainbow at the end.
  • All the kids (singing): The splish-splash feeling in the puddle is awesome. The pit-pat-patting of umbrellas is awesome. Let's go now while it pours down. It's the very best time to play. The drip-drop beating out a fancy rhythm. The splish-splash feeling when you dance is such fun. I'm happy to explain.....
  • Harry D. Rabbit (singing): The awesomeness of rain.
  • All the kids (singing): Drip-drop-drip! Doo, doo, do doo! Drip-drop-drip! Doo, doo, do!
  • ("Awesomeness of Rain" ends)
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Yeah, that's right. Rain is awesome even though I still hate rain on rainstorms. Tomorrow is National Pet Day and the rain will get cleared up.
  • Amy Fourpaws: Yeah.
  • Spot: (barking)
  • (The sun comes out clearing the rain and makes a rainbow)
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Spot, what is it, boy?
  • Spot: (barking)
  • All Kids
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Look, a rainbow! It's so colorful.
  • Amy Fourpaws: Yeah, we don't need our umbrellas or raincoats anymore.
  • Earl Earwax, Joey "The Hare" Earwax and Stinky Jones: Yeah, that's true.
  • Wendy Wong and Olivia Rabbit: Yeah, that's right.
  • (Olivia accidentally breaks Harry's favorite red Billy Joel-type sunglasses in two)
  • Olivia Rabbit: (gasps) Oh no! Harry, I'm sorry I didn't mean to do it.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: I'm glad you're sorry, I'm glad I accepted your apology and I'm forgive you, but I'm shocked at you for breaking them in two.
  • Olivia Rabbit: Don't worry, Harry, I'm glad you accepted my apology.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Yeah, that's right.
  • Amy Fourpaws: Yeah, but what about the 32nd Annual National Pet Day with Billy Joel tomorrow? We don't want to miss it.
  • Olivia Rabbit: Don't worry, Amy. I'm sure you guys can still compete hosted by him with your pets.
  • Other Kids: Yeah.

Bad Dream of Zombie Pets

  • (That night, while Harry is asleep dreaming, Billy calls him that he has a surprise for him. He does so after getting up)
  • Billy Joel (dream): Harry! Harry D. Rabbit! What are you waiting for? Come on, let's go!
  • Harry D. Rabbit (dream): Coming!
  • (Harry and Billy scream as the zombie pets accidentally eat them both alive causing Harry to wake up from his nightmare in horror)
  • Harry D. Rabbit (dream): Well, believe me, Billy. I thought it was all just a joke!
  • Billy Joel (dream): No it isn't, Harry my friend, there's nothing funny about these zombie pets.
  • Harry D. Rabbit and Billy Joel (dream) (screaming as the zombie pets accidentally eat them both alive by biting them, but luckily it is only Harry's dream): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
  • Harry D. Rabbit (waking up from his nightmare in horror): (gasps)
  • Spot: (barking)
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Don't worry, Spot, it's just a dream.


National Pet Day

  • (The next day, the 32nd annual National Pet Day show has arrived at the gazebo in Park Plaza Park. Harry, Amy, Wendy, Earl, Stinky and their pets arrive just in time as pet contestants for National Pet Day when Harry's little sister Olivia and Earl's big brother Joey aka The Hare are camera crew of National Pet Day)
  • Spot: (barking)
  • Amy Fourpaws: Look. Billy Joel's gonna be here. He's singing and hosting at National Pet Day.
  • Wendy Wong: Alright, that's him!
  • Mr. Conrad, Earl Earwax and Stinky Jones (confused): Who?!
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Come on, you guys. What are we waiting for? Let's go!
  • Olivia Rabbit: Alright, camera boy Joey. We're ready to videotape.
  • Joey "The Hare" Earwax: Right, camera girl Olivia. We're ready!
  • Billy Joel: Come one, come all, to 32nd Annual National Pet Day Show! I'm Billy Joel the host of the 32nd Annual National Pet Day show.
  • (The crowd shuffles in and the kids bring their pets: Harry with his dog Spot, Amy with her dog Princess, cat Pinkie Pie and rabbit Olivia, Wendy with her guinea pig Mushu, Earl with his mouse Sherrie and Stinky with his bird Paul)
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Hi, Billy!
  • Amy Fourpaws: Hi, Billy!
  • Billy Joel: Hi, Harry! Hi, Amy!
  • Amy Fourpaws: Don't forget to meet Wendy, Mr. Conrad, Earl and Stinky too.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Billy, these are the rest of our friends, Wendy, Earl and Stinky. And of course my good friend and upcoming teacher Mr. Conrad.
  • Stinky Jones: Hi, Billy!
  • Wendy Wong: Hi, Billy.
  • Mr. Conrad: Hey, Billy, how's it going?
  • Earl Earwax: Hi, nice to meet you, Billy. Hi!
  • Billy Joel: Hi, boys, hi, Wendy, how's it going?
  • Mr. Conrad, Earl Earwax, Wendy Wong and Stinky Jones: Swell.
  • Amy Fourpaws: This is my puppy Princess, kitten Pinkie Pie and bunny Olivia.
  • Billy Joel: Princess is cute, Pinkie Pie is sweet and Olivia is pretty.
  • Mr. Conrad: Would you like to meet my pet fish? His name is Casaba. He lives and swims in a fish bowl.
  • Casaba: (glub, glub, glub)
  • Billy Joel: Wow, look at handsome Casaba.
  • Wendy Wong: Meet Mushu my guinea pig.
  • Billy Joel: She's so cute.
  • Earl Earwax: This is my mouse Sherrie. She loves me and crawls on my arm.
  • Sherrie: (squeaking)
  • Earl Earwax: And she even squeaks.
  • Billy Joel: Look at cute Sherrie.
  • Stinky Jones: And meet my bird Paul. He likes to talk and squawk.
  • Paul: Squawk! Tweet-tweet!
  • Billy Joel: Paul is a cool bird.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: What are your pets, Billy?
  • Billy Joel: It's a surprise, Harry.
  • Earl Earwax: Kenny Loggins is producing the 32nd Annual National Pet Day show. You should meet him and the other Journey members too!
  • Billy Joel: Of course I will, Earl.
  • Kenny Loggins: Hi, Billy! Hi, kids, I'm Kenny Loggins and I'm Steve's best friend and one of Earl's favorite singers of all time and also a producer of the 32nd Annual National Pet Day show.
  • Kids, Billy Joel: Hi, Kenny.
  • Amy Fourpaws: Oh, one more thing. Steve Perry from Journey and his girlfriend Sherrie Swafford are coming to National Pet Day with their pets to join us onstage as pet contestants.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: We all have a surprise for you: a producer and two more contestants and their pets.
  • Billy Joel: Of course I will meet them too, Amy and Harry. The crowd's shuffling in. Let's start the National Pet Day show, kids!
  • Kids: Yeah.
  • (the kids' families sit in the audiences except Olivia and Joey aka The Hare who are National Pet Day camera crew)
  • Kathy Smith-Rabbit: This is so exciting!
  • Ethan Rabbit: Yeah.
  • Sam Rabbit: Oh boy!
  • Phoebe Rabbit: Wow!
  • Danny Rabbit: Cool. Awesome.
  • Olivia Rabbit: (She holds her video camera before videotaping with Joey aka The Hare) Well, I guess it's gonna be sweet.
  • Grandma Bea Rabbit: Yes, Olivia.
  • Grandpa Dave Rabbit: Sweet.
  • Jenny Fourpaws: This is the first National Pet Day show I've ever attended.
  • Grandma Ellen Fourpaws: I have lots of times.
  • Molly Fourpaws: Me too.
  • Oliver Fourpaws: Of course. Me too. This is gonna be so sweet.
  • Aunt Shira Earwax: This is gonna be fun.
  • Grandpa Sam Earwax: Yeah.
  • Joey Earwax aka The Hare: (He holds his video camera before videotaping with Olivia) Wow. This is good.
  • Daniel Earwax: Cool.
  • Mark Earwax: Wow. I didn't know that there was a National Pet Day show.
  • Cathy Patterson-Jones: This is so good.
  • Grandpa James Earl Jones: Yes. It's much more flexible now.
  • Thom Wong: My daughter's gonna compete in this show.
  • Lucy Wong: Yeah. I guess so too.
  • (also, Billy's little sister Judy and big half-brother Alex sit in the audience. Journey's Steve Perry and his girlfriend Sherrie Swafford and their cats come onstage to join Billy and the kids and their pets and the other Journey members and Steve's mom Mary next to Shira and her dad and three of her nephews as well as Mr. Conrad's parents, siblings and grandparents sit in the audience)
  • Judith "Judy" Joel: This is so gonna be sweet.
  • Alexander "Alex" Joel: Yeah, but I never knew anything about National Pet Day.
  • Mary Queresma-Perry: Yeah, this is gonna be so fun.
  • Aunt Shira Earwax: Yes, Mary, this is so fun, sweet and cute.
  • Neal Schon: Wow, this is the best National Pet Day show I've ever come to.
  • Ross Valory: Yeah. This is gonna be the sweetest.
  • Sherrie Conrad: Yeah. I wonder what's coming up.
  • Nick Conrad: Let's find out.
  • Daria Danielle Courtney Davidson-Conrad: Yeah, you're right.
  • Julie Page-Conrad: This is gonna be surprising.
  • Dave Conrad: Yes, it sure is.
  • Kristen Page: Wow.
  • Lucas Page: Definitely.
  • Jessica Conrad: Well, it's gonna be sweet.
  • Earl Conrad: Yep. It's gonna start any minute now.
  • (curtain coming up)
  • Steve "Mr. Smith" Smith: What was that noise?
  • Jonathan Cain: Oh, don't worry, the National Pet Day show is just getting started right now.
  • Joey "The Hare" Earwax: Olivia, are we gonna be camera crew videotaping?
  • Olivia Rabbit: Yes, Joey. (She and Joey aka The Hare are National Pet Day camera crew) Lights, camera........
  • Joey "The Hare" Earwax: ........music............
  • Olivia Rabbit and Joey "The Hare" Earwax: ACTION!
  • (Before the show starts, Harry, Amy, Earl, Stinky and Wendy welcomes the audience and ask them to silence their cell phones and photography and enjoy the show)
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Hi, everyone. Welcome to our 32nd Annual National Pet Day show. Today is National Pet Day and we're so glad to bring our pets.
  • Amy Fourpaws: Could everybody make sure your cell phones get turned off at all times please?
  • (cell phones turned off)
  • Earl Earwax: Thank you. For your own safety, please remember. No flashed photography or other electronic devices unless it's your video camera for video recording.
  • (photo cameras and other electronic devices except video cameras also turned off)
  • Wendy Wong: Thank you, we only want your video camera and don't want your other electronic devices.
  • Stinky Jones: So sit back and relax and have a good time. We hope you enjoy the show!
  • Harry D. Rabbit: And of course, here's your host of the 32nd annual National Pet Day show........... Billy Joel.
  • (When the show starts, Billy sings the National Pet Day song "You Maybe Right, I Maybe Crazy" with the kids who sing backing vocals until the song ends)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: Hi, everyone, I'm Billy Joel and welcome to our 32nd annual National Pet Day show. And my friends, Harry, Spot and Amy are big fans of me and the rest of my new friends Mr. Conrad, Wendy, Earl and Stinky and their pets and Amy's pets are now too.
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: And now, it's time for us and our pets to perform. The first pet is...... Harry's dog Spot.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Spot, Spot! Sit, lie down, roll over, catch!
  • Spot: (catching the ball)
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Good boy.
  • Spot: (barking)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Spot, he remembers you. Billy, he likes me a lot and he's so cute, isn't he?
  • Billy Joel: Yes, he's cute. Good job, Harry and Spot for doing dog tricks.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Thanks, Billy, we three make a great team and even see things a mile away.
  • Spot: (barking)
  • Billy Joel: Thank you too, Harry and Spot.
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: The next pets are....... Amy's dog Princess, cat Pinkie Pie and rabbit Olivia!
  • Princess: (barking)
  • Pinkie Pie: (meowing)
  • Olivia: (twitching her nose)
  • Amy Fourpaws: Princess, sit, lie down, roll over, catch!
  • Princess: (catching a ball)
  • Amy Fourpaws: Good girl.
  • Princess: (barking)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Amy Fourpaws: Princess, good girl. Billy, she's so sweet and she's my puppy.
  • Billy Joel: Indeed she is.
  • Amy Fourpaws: Pinkie Pie, go through the hula hoop.
  • Pinkie Pie: (meowing, jumping through the hula hoop)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Amy Fourpaws: Pinkie Pie, good girl. She loves me and I love her.
  • Billy Joel: She certainly does, Amy, I know she does.
  • Amy Fourpaws: Olivia, here's your carrots.
  • Olivia: (eating carrots)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Amy Fourpaws: Good girl, Olivia, you're so cute. She's so cute and I hold her and feed her carrot sticks and also give her water to drink. She is a vegetarian and I love her and she, Princess and Pinkie Pie love me.
  • Billy Joel: Thank you, Amy, Princess, Pinkie Pie and Olivia for doing dog tricks, cat tricks and rabbit tricks.
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Earl Earwax: I'm a vegetarian too. And my family and I and Steve Perry all are. Sherrie's here too. Look!
  • (Earl points at his brothers, aunt and grandpa and Steve Perry who are also vegetarians and Perry with his cats and his girlfriend Sherrie Swafford are coming and Sammy who is sitting in the front row with her ankle in a cast)
  • Earl Earwax: Hi, Sammy! What happened two days ago?
  • Sammy Turtle: (shows Earl her ankle in a cast) Hey, Earl! I fell down and broke my ankle while skateboarding and I hurt it. I can't compete at the 32nd Annual National Pet Day due to a broken ankle wrapped in a cast.
  • Earl Earwax: Did you see that? Sammy's in the front row and was supposed to compete here.
  • Stinky Jones: But she can't because she broke her ankle and is wearing a cast for 5 days.
  • Wendy Wong: (gasps) Oh no!
  • Mr. Conrad: That's not cool. This must be some kind of mistake!
  • Billy Joel: Well that's embarrassing.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: There's no way she can't compete with us right now.
  • Amy Fourpaws: But we have to compete to win it.
  • Steve Perry: Don't worry, everybody. We're here for National Pet Day.
  • (Steve, his girlfriend Sherrie and their cats arrive onstage and meet the kids and their pets and Billy onstage of National Pet Day. Harry asks Amy, Earl and Stinky if they've seen something and Amy sees that Steve and Sherrie arrive just in time.)
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Hey, you guys, did you see anything?
  • Wendy Wong/Mr. Conrad/Stinky Jones/Earl Earwax: Not yet./Um......no./ No./No. I guess not.
  • Amy Fourpaws: Let's find out. Look, they're here! They made it just in time.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Yeah, that's right and 6 more contestants are here too! Look at them all. Look!
  • Steve Perry: Hi, kids.
  • Kids: Hi, Steve! Hi, Sherrie! (and hug both Steve and Sherrie)
  • Sherrie Swafford: Hi, kids!
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Billy, this is Steve Perry from Journey.......
  • Steve Perry: Hi.
  • Harry D. Rabbit:.......and his girlfriend Sherrie Swafford........
  • Sherrie Swafford: Hi.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: ......and their cats.
  • Toshka and Tonja: (both meowing)
  • Billy Joel: Hi. I'm Billy Joel. Nice to meet you both and your cats.
  • Steve Perry: Hi, Billy. I'm Steve Perry from Journey.
  • Sherrie Swafford: And I'm Sherrie Swafford. I'm his girlfriend.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Wow, this is cool.
  • Amy Fourpaws: What are your cats' names by the way?
  • Steve Perry: Toshka and Tonja.
  • Sherrie Swafford: We own them in our house in Fresno.
  • Harry D. Rabbit, Billy Joel and Amy Fourpaws: Wow!
  • Earl Earwax: They're cute, but my family and I can't have pet cats in our farm funeral home because my aunt is allergic is cat fur. That makes her sneeze a lot like this "AAAAAAAAAAACHOOO!".
  • Steve Perry: We understand that, Earl. Your aunt's allergic to pet cat fur.
  • Billy Joel: The next pet is.... Allison's turtle Sprinkles!
  • Allison Johansson: Good boy, Sssssssssprinklessssss!
  • Billy Joel: Next pet is.... Michael's pet bird Cooper.
  • Michael Jackson: Good boy, Cooper. Good boy!
  • Billy Joel: Alright, everybody, listen up. The next pets are........ Steve's and Sherrie's cats Toshka and Tonja.
  • Steve Perry: Purr! Purr! Toshka!
  • Sherrie Swafford: Purr, Tonja!
  • Tosha and Tonja: (meowing, purring)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Harry D. Rabbit: The cats are so cute.
  • Amy Fourpaws: Wow, these cats are cute and amazing.
  • Steve Perry: Good girls. Good cats. They love us.
  • Sherrie Swafford: They really do.
  • Billy Joel: Good job, Steve, Sherrie, Toshka and Tonja for doing cat tricks.
  • Sherrie Swafford: You're welcome.
  • Steve Perry: You're welcome, Billy.
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: The next pet is....... Mr. Conrad's fish Casaba.
  • Mr. Conrad: Casaba, eat your fish food!
  • Casaba: (glub, glub, glub) (and eats his fish food)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Mr. Conrad: Good fish, Casaba, good boy. See? He ate his fish food and he's happy right now.
  • Billy Joel: He sure is. Thank you, Mr. Conrad and Casaba for your fish tricks.
  • Mr. Conrad: Thank you.
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: The next pet is...... Wendy's guinea pig Mushu.
  • Wendy Wong: Mushu, eat your celery!
  • Mushu: (eating celery)
  • Wendy Wong: Good girl! Billy, she's so sweet.
  • Billy Joel: Wow, the guinea pig is cute. Thank you, Wendy and Mushu!
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: The next pet is...... Earl's mouse Sherrie.
  • Earl Earwax: Sherrie, come here, girl. I see you crawling on my arm.
  • Sherrie: (squeaking and crawling on Earl's arm)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Earl Earwax: Good girl, Sherrie, good mouse. I love you. (kisses her) She even crawls on my arm and our love holds on and I even named her after Steve's girlfriend. Sherrie Swafford and Sherrie Earwax the mouse. I even sing her "Oh, Sherrie" because she likes this one.
  • Billy Joel: Good job, Earl and Sherrie, for doing mouse tricks.
  • Earl Earwax: Thank you. I love you, Sherrie.
  • Sherrie: (squeaking)
  • Billy Joel: The next pet is....... Stinky's bird Paul.
  • Stinky Jones: Okay, Paul, squawk, tweet and talk!
  • Paul: Squawk! Tweet-tweet! Stinky, I love you!
  • Stinky Jones: I love you too, Paul. Good bird and good boy.
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Earl Earwax: But, Stinky, aren't you and your family allowed to have dogs or cats in your apartment?
  • Stinky Jones: No. Because my grandpa James Earl is allergic to dog and cat fur. Dog and cat fur make him sneeze.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: So a pet bird is perfect.
  • Stinky Jones: Yeah, along with my other bird Priscilla and my lizard Jamie.
  • Wendy Wong: Wow, Stinky. Paul, Priscilla and Jamie are your perfect pets.
  • Mr. Conrad: Do you give him food and water every day?
  • Stinky Jones: Yes. Paul is sweet because I give him food and water everyday except when I'm on vacation so my mom and grandpa even take care of him, Jamie and Priscilla for me.
  • Billy Joel: He's such a good bird, isn't he?
  • Stinky Jones: Yes. He even says nice things to me most of the time. But sometimes he calls me a scaredy-skunk in which I'm not.
  • Sherrie Swafford: Yeah. Does he fly in your house, Stinky?
  • Stinky Jones: Yes, but first I need to make sure all the doors and windows are closed.
  • Steve Perry: Do you let him in his cage?
  • Stinky Jones: Yeah, when all the doors and windows are open.
  • Amy Fourpaws: And do you even let him on your finger?
  • Stinky Jones: Yes, but only when all the doors and windows are closed so I make sure all birds can't fly through or get out.
  • Billy Joel: Thank you, Stinky and Paul for doing bird tricks.
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: And finally the last pets are....my dogs and cats as a surprise!
  • Billy's dogs and cats: (barking and meowing)
  • Billy Joel: Okay, boys and girls, bark and purr!
  • Billy's dogs and cats: (barking, meowing, purring)
  • All: Hi, guys! Aw!
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Amy Fourpaws: They're so cute! Harry, they were a surprise.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Yeah, that's right! Billy, were your dogs and cats surprise pets?
  • Billy Joel: Yes, Harry, they were. Thank me and my dogs and cats for doing dog tricks and cat tricks as surprise pet tricks.
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: Alright, camera crew. Cue lights and music. Drum roll please. Camera ready in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
  • (drum roll by the camera crew)
  • Harry D. Rabbit: This year is the 32nd Annual National Pet Day Show where we compete with our pets, but who will win the 32nd Annual National Pet Day? And now, here's our 32nd Annual National Pet Day Show host Billy Joel!
  • ("Jeopardy Theme Song" plays)
  • Billy Joel: Hi, I'm Billy Joel and welcome to our 32nd Annual National Pet Day! First let's meet the judges....... Tina Turner, Stevie Wonder, Bruce Springsteen, Dionne Warwick, Diana Ross, Dave Dent, Lionel Richie and Kenny Loggins!
  • (The judges wave hello to the audience)
  • ("Jeopardy Theme Song" continues)
  • Billy Joel: Now we bring in this year's 14 pet contestants! First up, this is Amy Fourpaws and her pets dog Princess, cat Pinkie Pie and rabbit Olivia!
  • Amy Fourpaws: Hi, everyone!
  • Princess: (barking)
  • Pinkie Pie: (meowing)
  • Olivia: (twitching)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: This is Steve Perry from Journey and one of his pet cats Toshka!
  • Steve Perry: Hi, everybody!
  • Toshka: (meowing)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: This is Steve Perry's girlfriend Sherrie Swafford and one of Steve's pet cats Tonja!
  • Sherrie Swafford: Hey, guys, what's up?
  • Tonja: (meowing)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: This is Earl Earwax and his pet mouse Sherrie!
  • Earl Earwax: Hello, guys!
  • Sherrie: (squeaking)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: This is Wendy Wong and her pet guinea pig Mushu!
  • Wendy Wong: Ni-hao, everyone!
  • Mushu: (twitching)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: This is Allison Johansson and her pet turtle Sprinkles!
  • Allison Johansson: Hi, everybody. Don't be afraid, Ssssssprinklessssss, I'm here.
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: This is Cyndi Lauper with her cat DJ!
  • Cyndi Lauper: Hi!
  • DJ: (meowing)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: This is Graham Dent and his duck Lennon!
  • Graham Dent: Hey!
  • Lennon: (quacking)
  • Billy Joel: This is Claire Lizzard and her pet cat Waterson!
  • Claire Lizzard: Hi, guys!
  • Waterson: (meowing)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: This is David Deschannel with his dog Bridget!
  • David Deschannel: Hi, guys!
  • Bridget: (barking)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: This is Mr. Conrad and his pet goldfish Casaba!
  • Mr. Conrad: Hey, what's up now?
  • Casaba: (glub, glub, glub)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: This is Michael Jackson and his pet bird Cooper!
  • Michael Jackson: Hi, guys!
  • Cooper: (tweeting)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: This is Stinky Jones and his pet bird Paul!
  • Stinky Jones: Hello!
  • Paul: Squawk! Tweet-tweet!
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: And finally this is Harry D. Rabbit and his pet dog Spot!
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Hi!
  • Spot: (barking)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: This year, these 14 pet contestants will compete today on National Pet Day. Who will win and get to co-host with me in the beach talent show?
  • ("I Lost On Jeopardy" plays)
  • Amy Fourpaws (singing): Who-o-o-oa! I was there to match my intellect on national TV
  • Steve Perry (singing): Against a plumber, oh, and an architect both with a PhD
  • Sherrie Swafford (singing): i was tense
  • Earl Earwax (singing): I was nervous
  • Wendy Wong (singing): I guess it just wasn't my night
  • Allison Johansson (singing): Art Flemming gave the anssssssssswersssssssssss
  • Cyndi Lauper (singing): Oh, but I couldn't get the questions right-ight-ight
  • Graham Dent (singing): I lost on Jeopardy
  • Claire Lizzard (singing): Baby
  • David Deschannel (singing): Oooooooooh
  • Mr. Conrad (singing): I lost on Jeopardy
  • Michael Jackson (singing): Baby
  • Stinky Jones (singing): Oooooooooh
  • Harry D. Rabbit (singing): I lost on Jeopardy, baby
  • (The pet contestants dance with their pets until the song ends)
  • ("I Lost On Jeopardy" ends)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel (after taking David's chair away): In the first round, which one of the pet contestants is out first? There are only 13 chairs and there are 14 pet contestants that means one of you will not get a chair to sit on. On your mark, get set GO!
  • Billy Joel: David Deschannel and Earl Earwax, get in the bottom two please. (David and Earl and their pets land in the bottom two) There is only one chair and I will only call one name but the name I do not call must sit on the floor. David, you and Bridget did very well, but you scored 0 and that's not good. Earl, you and Sherrie also did good, but you scored 5 points and that's not enough. Earl, you and Sherrie are safe. Good job, Earl.
  • Earl Earwax: Thank you, Billy.
  • Billy Joel: David Deschannel and his dog Bridget sit on the floor. Sorry, David, 14 pet contestants take away 1.............
  • David Deschannel (on the floor interview): I can't believe Bridget and I got eliminated first. And that's not good. I can't believe I lost first.
  • Billy Joel: .......that leaves 13 pet contestants.
  • Billy Joel: The reward challenge. Whoever wins the special reward challenge should get a challenge prize and be applauded by the crowd and whoever loses the reward challenge gets to sit on the floor and be booed by the crowd.
  • (The 13 pet contestants do a special reward challenge. Everyone completes in a special reward challenge together. Wendy win the reward challenge scoring more than 100 points by receiving a pet toy. Allison fails the special reward challenge scoring 0 points.)
  • (horn blaring)
  • Billy Joel: I have some good news. The special reward challenge winner is........ Wendy Wong and her pet guinea pig Mushu!
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Wendy Wong: Yay! Whoo! We won the challenge, right, Mushu?
  • Billy Joel: But I have some bad news too. One of you is sitting on the floor and the name that I do call must sit on the floor. The name I call who sits on the floor next to David booed sadly by the crowd....... is Allison and her pet turtle Sprinkles! Sorry, Allison, 13 pet contestants take away 1..............
  • Audience: (booing sadly)
  • Allison Johansson: I don't like being booed by the crowd and neither does Ssssssprinklessssssss.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Don't worry, Allie, maybe next time, okay?
  • Allison Johansson: Okay. (then goes to the floor interview) I can't believe I failed becaussssssse there issssss anything I need to know. Why? Becausssssse it was sssssssstill fun, but I hate being booed by the crowd. Trussssssssst in me and that'sssssssss all you can do.
  • Billy Joel: ...........that leaves 12 pet contestants!
  • 12 Pet Contestants: Yay!
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: Graham Dent and Cyndi Lauper, get in the bottom two please. There is only one chair and I will only call one name but the name that I do not call must sit on the floor. Graham, you and Lennon did good, but you only scored 5 points and it isn't strong enough and also you kept throwing temper tantrums and even slammed your hands on the stool in frustration. Cyndi, you and DJ did good, but not only that, you scored 8 points. Cyndi, you and DJ are safe. Good job, Cyndi.
  • Cyndi Lauper: Thank you, Billy.
  • Billy Joel: Graham Dent and his duck Lennon sit on the floor. Sorry, Graham, 12 pet contestants take away 1,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  • Dave Dent: Oh man!
  • Harry D. Rabbit and Amy Fourpaws: Sorry, Graham, maybe next time.
  • Steve Perry, Sherrie Swafford, Earl Earwax, Wendy Wong, Cyndi Lauper, Michael Jackson, Stinky Jones and Claire Lizzard: Oh, Graham, we love you anyway. Yeah.
  • Billy Joel: And one more thing I need to talk with you. Lennon, I'm really in shock of your too much quacking right now, but you still did a good job because there's something really important to you.
  • Lennon the Duck: (quacking in agreement)
  • Billy Joel: (continuing) Graham, look at me. I'm so extremely angry and disappointed in you. You threw a temper tantrum and fits during your next pet trick and you even banged your hands against the stool in frustration and I don't like it.
  • Graham Dent: I can't threw fits or tantrums anymore, Billy.
  • Billy Joel: You did once, Graham, do you understand that?!
  • Graham Dent (arguing): It was really my fault! I'm sorry! I would never do anything to hurt my duck! I'm sorry! I didn't even mean to slam my fists in frustration! (He gets into an argument with Billy and pushes him over the edge)
  • Billy Joel (arguing): Okay, okay, I forgive you and accept your apology, but I'm still very angry and disappointed in you!
  • Claire Lizzard: Oh my gah!
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Graham!
  • Amy Fourpaws: No! Please!
  • Earl Earwax: (gasps)
  • Stinky Jones: (gasps)
  • Steve Perry: (gasps)
  • Sherrie Swafford: (gasps)
  • Wendy Wong: (gasps)
  • Mr. Conrad: (gasps)
  • Michael Jackson: (gasps)
  • Cyndi Lauper: (gasps)
  • Audience, Tina Turner, Stevie Wonder, Bruce Springsteen, Dionne Warwick, Diana Ross, Alfred "Weird Al" Yankovic, Dave Dent, Lionel Richie and Kenny Loggins: (all gasp)
  • Graham Dent (arguing): I'm glad you accept my apology, but I'm just angry!
  • Billy Joel (arguing): Okay, okay, we get it! Now be quiet!
  • Graham Dent (arguing): It wasn't my fault! I swear!
  • Billy Joel (arguing): Hello! What is wrong with you?!
  • Graham Dent (arguing): But, Billy...........!
  • Billy Joel (arguing): Stop it!
  • (Billy's yelling interrupts Graham's "but"s causing the audience and the judges to angrily boo at Graham, Graham not talk to him anymore, Billy to lose his cool with nothing left to blame and Graham to angrily walk away from him with Lennon with "Humph" and in silence causing the crowd and the judges to continue angrily booing at him)
  • Audience, Tina Turner, Stevie Wonder, Bruce Springsteen, Dionne Warwick, Diana Ross, Alfred "Weird Al" Yankovic, Dave Dent, Lionel Richie and Kenny Loggins: (all booing angrily)
  • Billy Joel (angrily): Graham, you pushed me over the edge!
  • Claire Lizzard (angrily): Oh my gah!
  • Harry D. Rabbit (angrily): Okay, now he's mad!
  • Amy Fourpaws (angrily): Graham, why did you push him over the edge?!
  • Steve Perry and Sherrie Swafford (angrily): How can you possibly do that?!
  • Earl Earwax (angrily): You made the crowd even the judges and your little brother mad and booing at you!
  • Stinky Jones (angrily): They're very angry at you right now!
  • Mr. Conrad (angrily): They're booing at you right now!
  • Michael Jackson (angrily): Look at them all! Look!
  • Audience, Tina Turner, Stevie Wonder, Bruce Springsteen, Dionne Warwick, Diana Ross, Alfred "Weird Al" Yankovic, Dave Dent, Lionel Richie and Kenny Loggins: (all booing continues)
  • Wendy Wong (angrily): This is all your fault for doing this!
  • Cyndi Lauper (angrily): Dang it!
  • Graham Dent (angrily): That's it, Billy, I'm not talking to you anymore! So humph!
  • Billy Joel (angrily): I'm sick and tired of you arguing with me and you even pushed me over the edge! You even failed your next pet trick, Graham! You're gonna take responsibility to yourself as no one is gonna take it for you! Take responsibility for yourself!
  • Graham Dent (angrily): Humph! (He angrily walks away from Billy by zipping his mouth and sits on the floor with Lennon causing the crowd to boo at him)
  • Audience, Tina Turner, Stevie Wonder, Bruce Springsteen, Dionne Warwick, Diana Ross, Alfred "Weird Al" Yankovic, Dave Dent, Lionel Richie and Kenny Loggins: (all booing angrily)
  • Billy Joel: Alright, everybody, calm down! There is no reason to boo anymore right now. (The crowd and the judges obey him and quit booing and the booing stops)
  • Amy Fourpaws: This argument is stupid!
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Billy, what happened?
  • Billy Joel: It was Graham who was eliminated.
  • Michael Jackson: Oh my!
  • Stinky Jones: Oh no!
  • Wendy Wong: That's embarrassing.
  • Cyndi Lauper: He pushed you over the edge?
  • Billy Joel: (continuing) Yeah. He threw temper tantrums, he got into an argument with me and he even pushed me right over the edge.
  • Sherrie Swafford: Uh-oh, that's not good.
  • Steve Perry: This argument is ridiculous! This is ridiculous! I don't like it.
  • Earl Earwax: Me neither.
  • Mr. Conrad: This is terrible!
  • Billy Joel: I repeat that........... 12 pet contestants take away 1..................
  • ("The Longest Time" plays)
  • Graham Dent (on the floor interview): I'm so upset because I lost. But I'm still happy I tried my best. So I wanted to win the 32nd Annual National Pet Day show but it isn't it. I got mad and angry because I failed my next pet trick, but banging my hands on the stool in frustration is not good. And next time, I can win this without ever slamming my hands on the stool in frustration again.
  • ("The Longest Time" ends as Billy erases Graham's name off the board)
  • Billy Joel: ........that leaves 11 pet contestants.
  • Billy Joel: Earl Earwax and Claire Lizzard, get in the bottom two please. There is only one chair and I can only call one name. But the name that I do not call must sit on the floor. Claire, you did good with your cat Waterson, but you scored 10 points and the judges were concerned about you falling on the floor but luckily, you didn't mean it and I know it was an accident, but you'd better be more careful next time. Earl, you did good job with your mouse Sherrie, but you couldn't participate in some of the tricks. So who is out and who is staying? Earl Earwax and Sherrie, you are safe again. Good job, Earl.
  • Earl Earwax: Thanks, Billy.
  • Billy Joel: Claire Lizzard and her cat Waterson are out of the game!
  • Kenny Loggins: Earl Earwax, you and your mouse Sherrie are staying............
  • Lionel Richie: That means..............
  • Tina Turner: Claire!
  • Stevie Wonder: Waterson!
  • Bruce Springsteen (sing-song): You're................
  • Dionne Warwick (sing-song): You're............
  • Diana Ross (sing-song): You're.............
  • Alfred "Weird Al" Yankovic (sing-song): You're...........
  • Dave Dent (sing-song): You're..........
  • Tina Turner, Stevie Wonder, Bruce Springsteen, Dionne Warwick, Diana Ross, Alfred "Weird Al" Yankovic, Dave Dent, Lionel Richie and Kenny Loggins: .............out!
  • Claire Lizzard: Oh, come on!
  • Billy Joel: Sorry, Claire, 11 pet contestants take away 1...............
  • Harry D. Rabbit, Amy Fourpaws and Wendy Wong: Sorry, Claire.
  • Steve Perry, Sherrie Swafford, Earl Earwax, Stinky Jones, Mr. Conrad, Michael Jackson and Cyndi Lauper: Oh, Claire, we love you anyway!
  • ("The Longest Time" plays)
  • Claire Lizzard (on the floor interview): I though I made it this far, but I didn't. I lost but I'm still gonna participate next year and that's what I have to do. No matter what happens next.
  • ("The Longest Time" ends as Billy erases Claire's name off the board)
  • Billy Joel (erasing Claire's name): .......that leaves 10 pet contestants.
  • Billy Joel: Cyndi Lauper and Wendy Wong, get in the bottom two please. There is only one chair and I will only call one name but the name that I do not call must sit on the floor. Cyndi, you and DJ did good, but you did not participate well enough. Amy, you and Mushu did good too, but you caused an accident and that's okay. Wendy, you and Mushu are safe. Good job, Wendy, and next time, no more accidents.
  • Wendy Wong: Thank you.
  • Billy Joel: Cyndi Lauper and her cat DJ sit on the floor. Sorry, Cyndi, 10 pet contestants take away 1...........
  • Cyndi Lauper: Oh man.
  • Amy Fourpaws: Don't worry, you'll try again next time.
  • Cyndi Lauper: Thank you, Amy.
  • Wendy Wong: Glad you'll try again next time.
  • Harry D. Rabbit. Earl Earwax, Steve Perry, Sherrie Swafford, Stinky Jones, Michael Jackson, Mr. Conrad and Wendy Wong: Try again next time, Cyndi.
  • ("Bottle Of Reds" plays)
  • Cyndi Lauper (on the floor interview): I had fun participation and it was awesome. If anyone saw me, I was happy to see them. (laughing) So it was cool. I'm so happy I did good with Amy and the other pet contestants but I'm sad that also means I get to sit on the floor. However, it still doesn't keep me from following my dream at next time.
  • ("Bottle Of Reds" ends as Billy erases Cyndi's name off the board)
  • Billy Joel (erasing Cyndi's name): ..........that leaves 9 pet contestants!
  • 9 Pet Contestants: Yay!
  • Billy Joel: Michael Jackson and Stinky Jones, get in the bottom two please.
  • ("Piano Man" plays)
  • Michael Jackson (on the floor interview): I'm very sad I was eliminated, but I'm still so happy being with my friends and my family. I'm gonna miss pet competitions but I can't wait to sing on stage. It was awesome. I like old songs but I also like new songs and I'm so proud of myself. I may not be in it to win the pet competition, but I have the whole singing career ahead of me.
  • ("Piano Man" ends as Billy erases Michael's name)
  • Billy Joel (erasing Michael's name on the board): ..........that leaves 8 pet contestants.
  • (The 8 pet contestants do pet tricks: Harry scores 100 points, Steve scores 95 points, Earl scores 90 points, Wendy scores 85 points, Stinky scores 80 points, Sherrie scores 75 points, Amy scores 70 points and Mr. Conrad scores 65 points)
  • (horn blaring)
  • Billy Joel: Good job, everyone. The first pet contestant with the most pet tricks is...... Harry D. Rabbit and Spot! Good job, Harry.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Thank you, Billy. (He gets a chair to sit on)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: Steve Perry the lead singer of Journey and Toshka! Good work, Steve.
  • Steve Perry: Thank you. (He gets a chair to sit on)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: Earl Earwax and Sherrie! Well done, Earl.
  • Earl Earwax: Thank you. (He gets a chair to sit on)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: Wendy Wong and her guinea pig Mushu! Good work, Wendy!
  • Wendy Wong: Thanks, Billy. (She gets a chair to sit on)
  • Billy Joel: Stinky Jones and Paul! Good work, Stinky.
  • Stinky Jones: Thanks, Mr. Billy Joel. (He gets a chair to sit on)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: Sherrie Swafford and Tonja. Well done, Sherrie.
  • Sherrie Swafford: Thanks. (She gets a chair to sit on)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: Mr. Conrad and Amy Fourpaws, you two have lower scores so get in the bottom two please. There is only 1 chair and only 1 name to be called. But the name I do not call is out of the game. Mr. Conrad, you did pretty good with Casaba, but your older brother's allergic to dog fur and there are no dogs allowed in your family house or your brother's house and your fish training scoring 65 points is not strong enough. Amy, you did pretty good with Spot, but you made a few mistakes and just got a little carried away and that's okay, Amy. Next time, just don't make mistakes again.
  • Amy Fourpaws: You're right, Billy. I'm sorry.
  • Billy Joel: Who's saved and who's out? Amy Fourpaws and Princess, Pinkie Pie and Olivia, you are safe. Good work, Amy.
  • Amy Fourpaws: Thanks, Billy. (She gets a chair to sit on leaving Mr. Conrad out of the game and is never again in the bottom two after that)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: Mr. Conrad and his goldfish Casaba are out.....of the game!
  • Diana Ross: Good job, Amy, Princess, Pinkie Pie and Olivia! That means...........
  • Tina Turner, Stevie Wonder and Bruce Springsteen (sing-song): Mr. Conrad and Casaba, you're..........
  • Dionne Warwick, Diana Ross and Alfred "Weird Al" Yankovic (sing-song): You're..........
  • Dave Dent, Lionel Richie and Kenny Loggins (sing-song): You're............
  • Tina Turner, Stevie Wonder, Bruce Springsteen, Dionne Warwick, Diana Ross, Alfred "Weird Al" Yankovic, Dave Dent, Lionel Richie and Kenny Loggins: .......out!
  • Mr. Conrad: I'm out, Billy?
  • Billy Joel: Yes. You're out, Mr. Conrad.
  • Mr. Conrad: I'm sorry I made a few mistakes.
  • Billy Joel: That's okay, Mr. Conrad. You were just trying your best, but you made a few mistakes. 8 pet contestants take away 1......
  • Mr. Conrad: I can't believe I'm out. (He sits on the floor of the stage)
  • Audience: (gasping)
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Sorry, Mr. Conrad.
  • Amy Fourpaws: Maybe next time.
  • Steve Perry: Yeah, maybe next time.
  • Earl Earwax: Sorry, Mr. Conrad, maybe next time.
  • Sherrie Swafford: Sorry, Mr. Conrad.
  • Wendy Wong: Maybe next time, Mr. Conrad.
  • Stinky Jones: Mr. Conrad, we love you anyway.
  • ("Piano Man" plays)
  • Mr. Conrad (on the floor interview): I'm sad I'm out of the game but I'm still very happy I tried my best. I tried to do my best, but I failed. I hate failing in which I did. Over already? Oh, well....... It's such a bummer right now. (crying) I feel like I can better do it next time even after I was kicked out right now.
  • ("Piano Man" ends as Billy erases Mr. Conrad's name off the board)
  • Billy Joel (after erasing Mr. Conrad's name off the board): ...............that leaves 7!
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: Harry D. Rabbit, Amy Fourpaws, Steve Perry, Earl Earwax, Wendy Wong, Sherrie Swafford and Stinky Jones, congratulations on remaining.
  • Kids, Steve Perry and Sherrie Swafford: Thanks, Billy!
  • Billy Joel:The special reward challenge. On your mark, get set....GO!
  • (The 7 pet contestants compete pet tricks. Harry, Amy and Wendy scored 100 points and won the special reward challenge, Harry and Amy both win dog chew toys and Wendy wins carrots)
  • Billy Joel: The next round. Which one of you fed too much carrots to your pet even after you won the special reward challenge? There are only 6 chairs and there are 7 pet contestants that means one of you will one get a chair to sit on. On your mark, get set, GO!!
  • (The pet contests perform pet tricks: Amy scores 100, Earl scores 95 points, Steve scores 90 points, Sherrie scores 85 points, Stinky scores 80 points, Harry scores 75 points and Wendy scores 70 points)
  • (horn blaring)
  • Billy Joel: Good job, everyone. The first pet contestant scored 100 points is...... Amy Fourpaws and her dog Princess, cat Pinkie Pie and rabbit Olivia! Good job, Amy.
  • Amy Fourpaws: Thank you, Billy. (She gets a chair to sit on)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: Earl Earwax and his mouse Sherrie! Well done, Earl.
  • Earl Earwax: Thank you. (He gets a chair to sit on)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: Steve Perry and one of his cats Toshka! Well done, Steve.
  • Steve Perry: Thanks. (laughing) (He gets a chair to sit on)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: Sherrie Swafford and one of Steve's cats Tonja! Good job, Sherrie.
  • Sherrie Swafford: Thank you.
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: Stinky Jones and his bird Paul! Good work, Stinky.
  • Stinky Jones: (whispering) Thank you, Mr. Joel. (He gets a chair to sit on)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: Wendy Wong and Harry D. Rabbit, get in the bottom two please. There is only one chair and only one name to be called. The name I don't call must immediately take your pet with you and sit on the floor. Wendy, you did good on your guinea pig tricks with Mushu, but the problem is you didn't score enough points and I'm still very proud of you for winning the special reward challenge, but I'm also a little disappointed in you for feeding your guinea pig with too much carrots. Harry, you too did good on your dog tricks with Spot, but sometimes yours is a little stiff. So who's safe and who's out? Harry D. Rabbit and his dog Spot, you are safe! Good work, Harry.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Thanks, Billy. (He gets a chair to sit on, leaving Wendy out of the game)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: That means even after winning the special reward challenge, Wendy Wong and Mushu are out..... of the game. Harry and Spot, you two are staying.
  • Alfred "Weird Al" Yankovic: That means, Wendy and Mushu,..............
  • Tina Turner, Stevie Wonder and Bruce Springsteen (sing-song): You're..........
  • Dionne Warwick, Diana Ross and Alfred "Weird Al" Yankovic (sing-song): You're.............
  • Dave Dent, Lionel Richie and Kenny Loggins (sing-song): You're..........
  • Tina Turner, Stevie Wonder, Bruce Springsteen, Dionne Warwick, Diana Ross, Alfred "Weird Al" Yankovic, Dave Dent, Lionel Richie and Kenny Loggins: ..........out!
  • Wendy Wong: I hate losing! Losing sucks! May I try again please?
  • Billy Joel: Sorry, Wendy, 7 pet contestants take away 1......
  • Audience: (gasping)
  • Wendy Wong: Oh, crud! I lost! (groans) I can't believe this! (She sits on the floor of the stage next to Mr. Conrad to calm down)
  • Harry D. Rabbit and Amy Fourpaws: Sorry, Wendy.
  • Steve Perry and Sherrie Swafford: Aw, Wendy.
  • Wendy Wong: Please can I try again?
  • Earl Earwax: No, Wendy. You're out.
  • Wendy Wong: Maybe next time?
  • Stinky Jones: Yeah. Maybe next time, okay?
  • Wendy Wong: Yeah, but I'm so disappointed.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: That's too bad. We were just having so much more fun.
  • Amy Fourpaws: Don't worry, Wendy, maybe next time, you'll try again.
  • Wendy Wong: (calming down) Right. Thank you, even after I won the reward and was eliminated, I'm still trying again next time.
  • ("Bottle Of Reds" plays)
  • Wendy Wong: (on the floor interview) I was upset because I failed. I don't like failing in which I did. I tried to win the 32nd Annual National Pet Day, but I didn't make it. But I'm glad I won the special reward challenge and it was still fun. And even in this case, it got me kicked out right away.
  • ("Bottle Of Reds" ends as Billy erases Wendy's name from the board)
  • Billy Joel (after erasing Wendy's name off the board): ......that leaves 6 pet contestants!
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Did you hear that? 6 pet contestants are left and that's us!
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: There was another special reward challenge. Harry and his friends competed through it. Harry and Amy won the dog chew toys. Wendy won carrots. However, she accidentally fed her pet guinea pig Mushu with too much carrots........ and she was sent on the floor. Now 6 pet contestants remain, who will be eliminated in this round? Harry D. Rabbit, Amy Fourpaws, Steve Perry, Sherrie Swafford, Earl Earwax and Stinky Jones, good work on remaining this far.
  • Kids, Steve Perry and Sherrie Swafford: Thanks, Billy.
  • Billy Joel: The next round. Which pet contestant is eliminated? There are only 5 chairs and there are 6 pet contestants that means one of you will not get a chair to sit on. On your mark, get set, GO!
  • (The pet contestants do pet tricks: Harry scores 100 points, Amy scores 95 points, Earl scores 90 points, Stinky scores 85 points, Steve scores 80 points and Sherrie scores 75 points)
  • (horn blaring)
  • Billy Joel: Good work. The first one with the most pet tricks is....... Harry D. Rabbit and Spot! Good job, Harry.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Thank you, Billy. (He gets a chair to sit on)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: Amy Fourpaws and Princess, Pinkie Pie and Olivia! Good work, Amy. (She gets a chair to sit on)
  • Amy Fourpaws: Thanks, Billy.
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: Earl Earwax and Sherrie! Good job, Earl, good job.
  • Earl Earwax: (whispers) Thank you, Billy. (He gets a chair to sit on)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: Stinky Jones and Paul! Nice work, Stinky.
  • Stinky Jones: Thanks, Mr. Joel. (He gets a chair to sit on)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: Okay, Steve Perry and Sherrie Swafford also known as the love couple, get in the bottom two please. There is only 1 chair and only 1 name to called. But the name I don't call is out. Sherrie, you did really good with Tonja, but your pet tricks aren't strong enough to handle. Steve, you too did very good pet trick with Toshka, but sometimes you got a little bit carried away. Who's saved and who's out? Steve Perry and Toshka, you are safe! Good work, Steve.
  • Steve Perry: Thanks, Billy. (He gets a chair to sit on leaving Sherrie out of the game)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: Sherrie Swafford and one of Steve's cats Tonja are out....of the game!
  • Sherrie Swafford: Billy, can I try again?
  • Billy Joel: No. Sorry, Sherrie, you're out. 6 pet contestants take away 1.......
  • Sherrie Swafford: Aw, man! (She sits on the floor of the stage next to Wendy and accidentally trips on the floor) Whoa! (grunts)
  • Audience: (gasping)
  • Amy Fourpaws: Sherrie, are you okay?
  • Sherrie Swafford: Yes. (laughing) I'm okay.
  • Steve Perry: Glad you're okay, but you're out of the game, Sherrie. Maybe next time.
  • Earl Earwax: Yeah.
  • Stinky Jones: Sorry, Sherrie, you're out.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Sorry, Sherrie, you're out right now.
  • Amy Fourpaws: This maybe over now, but don't worry, Sherrie, we'll help you when you need it.
  • Sherrie Swafford: Okay, I get it. (then goes on the floor leaving four boys and only one girl left in the competition)
  • ("Bottle Of Reds" plays)
  • Sherrie Swafford (on the floor interview): I might not make it this far, but don't worry, it was a good time. My birthday's February 23 the same as Sammy's and I'm a Pisces. (laughing) I'll try again next time no matter what happens. (crying in joy) Only one of them can win National Pet Day. But unfortunately, did I do it? Nope, it wasn't me.
  • ("Bottle Of Reds" ends as Billy erases Sherrie's name off the board)
  • Billy Joel (after erasing Sherrie's name off the board): OK. ......that leaves 5 pet contestants! Harry and his friends competed their pet tricks, but some did good while others couldn't have enough to handle. Sherrie's cat tricks with Tonja failed a little and she was out of the game! 5 pet contestants now remain. Who will be out of this round?
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: Amy, Steve, Earl, Stinky and Harry, good job on remaining.
  • Kids and Steve Perry: Thank you, Billy.
  • Billy Joel: Next round. The question is..... Who is out? There are only 4 chairs and there are 5 pet contestants that mean one of you will not get a chair to sit on. On your mark, get set, GO!
  • (The pet contestants do pet tricks: Harry scores 100 points, Stinky scores 95 points, Amy scores 90 points, Earl scores 85 points and Steve scores 80 points)
  • (horn blaring)
  • Billy Joel: Good work, everybody. Good work. The first pet contestant with the most pet tricks is....... Harry D. Rabbit and Spot! Good job, Harry.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Thanks, Billy. (He gets a chair to sit on)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: Stinky Jones and Paul! Good job, Stinky.
  • Stinky Jones: Thanks, Mr. Billy. (He gets a chair to sit on)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: Amy Fourpaws and Princess, Pinkie Pie and Olivia! Good work, Amy.
  • Amy Fourpaws: Thank you, Billy. (She gets a chair to sit on)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: Steve Perry and Earl Earwax also known as the two Portuguese-American vegetarians, get in the bottom two please. There is only 1 chair and only 1 name to be called, but the name I do not call is out. Steve, you are a very good singer of Journey and also you did very good with Toshka's cat tricks, but the problem is your pet tricks are a little stiff and you made a few more mistakes this time because they're not quite strong enough and you didn't follow my directions long enough either. Earl, you did really good mouse tricks with Sherrie, but sometimes you just can't get enough of them. Who's saved and who's out? Earl Earwax and Sherrie, you are safe for the third time! Well done, Earl.
  • Earl Earwax: Thanks, Billy, I knew I can count on you. I'm so happy and elated! (He gets a chair to sit on leaving Steve out of the game)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: Steve Perry and one of his cats Toshka are out........ of the game.
  • Steve Perry: Wait a minute, wait a second, Billy, did I do it? Did I score enough points?
  • Billy Joel: Nope. Sorry. You are out, Steve Perry. 5 pet contestants take away 1......
  • Steve Perry: I'll try again next time. (He sits on the floor of the stage next to Sherrie)
  • Audience: (gasping)
  • Earl Earwax: Sorry, Steve.
  • Stinky Jones: You're out of the competition right now!
  • Harry D. Rabbit: You're right, Steve, maybe next time.
  • Amy Fourpaws: Oh, Steve R.P., we love you anyway.
  • ("Piano Man" plays)
  • Steve Perry (on the floor interview): I wanted to win it, but I couldn't make it. So I got 80 points and that's okay. My mom gave me my necklace when I was a young boy on my birthday. I'm gonna miss the National Pet Day, but I can't wait to see my girlfriend Sherrie, my fellow Journey band members, my pets and even my friends the kids and I guess it was more fun than just a prize. (laughing)
  • ("Piano Man" ends as Billy erases Steve P.'s name off the board)
  • Billy Joel (after erasing Steve P.'s name off the board): That leaves 4 pet contestants. Harry and his friends competed their pet tricks. Harry, Stinky and Amy did pretty well while two Portuguese-Americans didn't make it long enough and landed in the bottom two. Journey's Steve Perry's pet tricks were not strong enough and he was sent on the floor. Only 4 pet contestants now remain. Earl, Stinky, Harry and Amy and their pets Sherrie, Paul, Spot, Olivia, Princess and Pinkie Pie who will be out of this round?
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: Good job, kids.
  • Kids: Thanks, Billy.
  • Billy Joel: Next round, who will be out? There are only 3 chairs and there are 4 pet contestants that means one of you will not get a chair to sit on. On your mark, get set, GO!
  • (The pet contestants do pet tricks: Amy scores 100 points, Harry scores 95 points, Earl scores 90 points and Stinky scores 85 points)
  • Paul the Parakeet: Stinky is a scaredy-skunk! Scaredy-skunk!
  • Stinky Jones: Am not!
  • (horn blaring)
  • Billy Joel: Good work, everyone. Four pet contestant kids, get in front of me. But there are only 3 chairs with your name on it over there. The first pet contestant with the most pet tricks is..... Amy Fourpaws and Princess, Pinkie Pie and Olivia! Amy, you did good!
  • Amy Fourpaws: Thanks, Billy. (She gets a chair to sit on)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: You're welcome, Amy. Harry D. Rabbit and Spot! Good work, Harry!
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Thanks, Billy. (He gets a chair to sit on)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: Stinky Jones and Earl Earwax, get in the bottom two please, boys. There is only 1 chair and only 1 name to be called, but the name I don't call must sit on the floor. Stinky, you did good with Paul, but sometimes your bird calls you a scaredy-skunk in which you're not and distracted you and you couldn't focus and that's not nice at all and being distracted is bad too. Earl, you did good with Sherrie, but your pet tricks are a little stiff. Who's saved and who's out? Earl Earwax and Sherrie, you are safe for the fourth time! Good job, Earl.
  • Earl Earwax: Thank you, Billy, I knew I can count on you. (He gets a chair to sit on leaving Stinky out of the game)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: Stinky Jones and his bird Paul are out.....of the game!
  • Kenny Loggins: Earl Earwax and Sherrie the mouse, you are staying with Harry, Amy and their pets!
  • Earl Earwax: Thank you, Kenny!
  • Sherrie the mouse: (squeaking)
  • Lionel Richie: That means,............
  • Tina Turner: Stinky Jones...........
  • Stevie Wonder: and Paul the bird,...........
  • Bruce Springsteen (sing-song): You're...........
  • Dionne Warwick (sing-song): You're..........
  • Diana Ross (sing-song): You're............
  • Alfred "Weird Al" Yankovic (sing-song): You're.............
  • Dave Dent (sing-song): You're..........
  • Tina Turner, Stevie Wonder, Bruce Springsteen, Dionne Warwick, Diana Ross, Alfred "Weird Al" Yankovic, Dave Dent, Lionel Richie and Kenny Loggins: ........ out!
  • (Stinky is so sad because he cries causing the judges to ask him why is he crying)
  • Stinky Jones: (crying) Aw, come on! Oh no! Oh, crud! Oh shoot! I lose! (sad groans, crying)
  • Stevie Wonder: Stinky, why are you crying?
  • Stinky Jones: (sniffing) I'm out of the game. (crying)
  • (Billy and the judges comfort Stinky who is crying)
  • Billy Joel: Don't feel bad, Stinky, maybe next time, but 4 pet contestants still take away 1.......
  • Stinky Jones: You're right. Maybe next time, Mr. Joel. I'll get on the floor right now, Phew, but don't worry, I'll still compete next time too. I'll compete again next time okay? I promise and I guess so. (crying)
  • Paul the Parakeet: Stinky, I'm sorry I called you a scaredy-skunk. I didn't mean to.
  • Stinky Jones: That's okay, Paul.(crying)
  • Audience: (gasping)
  • (Stinky is still crying. He is comforted by his friends and sits to the floor next to Mr. Conrad)
  • Amy Fourpaws: Sorry, Stinky, maybe next time!
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Maybe next time, Stinky!
  • Earl Earwax: Awww, Stinky, I still can't believe you're out!
  • Stinky Jones: (crying)
  • Stevie Wonder: It's okay, Stinky, you'll try again next time.
  • ("Piano Man" plays)
  • Stinky Jones (on the floor interview): I wanted to win it, but I failed because my bird called me a scaredy-skunk. He didn't mean to do it. (crying) I was distracted by him.......(crying) because I couldn't focus in which I tried or anything about what's going on. (crying) I hate failing in which I did, but I'll try again next time, okay? (sniffing) Yeah, I guess so. Maybe a lot more steps to go. (crying) I didn't mean to let him or my grandpa down.
  • ("Piano Man" ends as Billy erases Stinky's name off the board)
  • Billy Joel (after erasing Stinky's name off the board): That leaves 3 pet contestants.
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: After 14 pet contestants played pet tricks with pets and 11 were out and sent on the floor, just 3 now remain. Will it be Amy and her dog Princess, cat Pinkie and bunny rabbit Olivia who was in the bottom two once? Will it be Earl and his mouse Sherrie? Or will it be Harry and his dog Spot? Find out. Who will be the winner of the 32nd Annual National Pet Day? Earl, Amy and Harry, good work on remaining.
  • Kids: Thanks, Billy.
  • Billy Joel: The last round. Who will win and get to co-host with me in the beach talent show? There are only 2 chairs and there are 3 pet contestants that means one of you will not get a chair to sit on. On your mark, get set, GO!
  • (The pet contestants do pet tricks: Amy scores 100 points, Harry scores 95 points and Earl scores 90 points)
  • (horn blaring)
  • Billy Joel: Good job, kids. Good job. The first pet contestant with the most pet tricks is...... Amy Fourpaws and Princess, Pinkie Pie and Olivia! Good job, Amy.
  • Amy Fourpaws: Thanks, Billy. (She gets a chair to sit on)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: Earl Earwax and Harry D. Rabbit, get in the bottom two please. There is only 1 chair and 1 name to be called, but the name I do not call is out last. Earl, you did really good at your mouse tricks with Sherrie, but not only good, your mouse tricks are a little poor and kinda bad. And, Harry, you did very good on your dog tricks with Spot, but sometimes you've just gotten a little carried away. Who's safe and who's out? Harry D. Rabbit and Spot, you are safe! Good job, Harry.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Thank you, Billy, I knew I can count on you and really did my best. (laughing) (He gets a chair to sit on leaving Earl out of the game)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: That means after being in the bottom two 5 times, Earl Earwax and his mouse Sherrie are out..... of the game! Harry and Spot, you are staying with Amy and her pets.
  • Kenny Loggins: That means, Earl and Sherrie,...........
  • Tina Turner, Stevie Wonder and Bruce Springsteen (sing-song): You're...........
  • Dionne Warwick and Diana Ross (sing-song): You're.............
  • Alfred "Weird Al" Yankovic and Lionel Richie (sing-song): You're............
  • Dave Dent and Kenny Loggins (sing-song): You're............
  • Tina Turner, Stevie Wonder, Bruce Springsteen, Dionne Warwick, Diana Ross, Alfred "Weird Al" Yankovic, Dave Dent, Lionel Richie and Kenny Loggins: ..........out!
  • (Earl is angry because he loses. He throws temper-tantrums in front of his friends, the judges and Billy)
  • Earl Earwax (angrily): Shoot! Aw, shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Dang it! Duck! Crud! I failed! (tripping on the floor) Whoa! (grunts)
  • Harry D. Rabbit: (helping Earl up) Earl, are you okay?
  • Earl Earwax: Oh yes. I'm fine but I'm angry and disappointed I didn't win.
  • Amy Fourpaws: That's too bad.
  • Earl Earwax: Just tell me now what I didn't win.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: You didn't win a stuffed elephant or sunglasses or even a year's supply of ice cream either.
  • Amy Fourpaws: This means you're out with Sherrie.
  • Earl Earwax: (angrily throwing temper-tantrums) I hate losing, Harry! I hate losing, Amy! I hate losing!
  • (Earl's temper-tantrums cause the audience to gasp)
  • Audience: (gasps)
  • Harry D. Rabbit and Amy Fourpaws: Awww, Earl. Calm down. Don't be uptight.
  • Billy Joel: Sorry, Earl, 3 pet contestants take away 1..........
  • Audience: (gasping)
  • Earl Earwax: (angrily) Aw, come on! Why did I lose the game even after being in the bottom two five times? Dang it... I don't believe this! (groans)
  • Kenny Loggins: Earl, calm down. We can talk this out, okay?
  • Earl Earwax: Yeah, right. I'm so mad because I failed this round but I'm calming down now. Thanks, Kenny. (He sits on the floor of the stage next to Steve to calm down)
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Sorry, Earl.
  • Amy Fourpaws: Oh, Earl, we love you anyway.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Yeah.
  • ("Bottle Of Reds" plays)
  • Earl Earwax (on the floor interview): I was angry and disappointed because I didn't win National Pet Day, but I'm still happy that I had fun. (crying in joy) I had a good time but I couldn't make it this time because I still can't believe I lost after 5 times in the bottom two and I did calm down now because losing the game is really hard.
  • ("Bottle Of Reds" ends as Billy erases Earl''s name from the board)
  • Billy Joel (after erasing Earl's name from the board): That leaves 2 pet contestants.
  • 2 Kids (Harry D. Rabbit and Amy Fourpaws): Yay!
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Phew.
  • Amy Fourpaws: Yeah.
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Billy Joel: 2 pet contestants, 1 chair. This is it, Harry, Amy, one of you will score 100 points on your pet tricks and one of you will not win.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Good luck with your dog, cat and rabbit tricks, Amy.
  • Amy Fourpaws: You too with your dog tricks, Harry.
  • Billy Joel: On your mark, get set, GO!!
  • (The final two pet contestants (Harry and Amy) compete with their pet tricks: Harry gets 100 points and Amy gets 95 points)
  • (horn blaring)
  • Billy Joel: Good work, Harry and Amy, you kids are in the final 2! Amy Fourpaws and her dog Princess, cat Pinkie Pie and rabbit Olivia scored 95 points. And Harry D. Rabbit and his dog Spot scored 100 points. Good job, kids.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Thanks, Billy.
  • Amy Fourpaws: Thank you, Billy.
  • Billy Joel: Who got 100 points and won and will get to co-host with me at the beach talent show?
  • Amy Fourpaws: Let's find out. We completed our pet tricks.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Yeah. Billy, could you please tell me what I won?
  • Billy Joel: I'll find out in a sec.
  • Judith "Judy" Joel: Billy, here's the National Pet Day winner announcement paper! (hands her brother the winner announcement paper with a picture of Harry and Spot) The winner will be picked and get two prizes and get to co-host in the beach talent show with you.
  • Billy Joel: Thanks, Judy.
  • (Billy reads the National Pet Day winner announcement paper to pick a winner. He sees a picture of Harry D. Rabbit and Spot on the paper)
  • Billy Joel: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Amy and Harry! The winner of the 32nd Annual National Pet Day show is......
  • (Billy picks Harry and Spot as winners of National Pet Day, ending the winning announcement. He gets red sunglasses, a chocolate ice cream on a cone and a stuffed elephant doll to Harry because he's winning after Alex handed him)
  • Billy Joel: .......Harry D. Rabbit and his dog Spot!
  • Harry D. Rabbit: (gasps in surprise)
  • Spot: (barking)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Amy Fourpaws: Harry, you won!
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Please tell me now what I won, Billy. Yeah, yeah!
  • Billy Joel: That's right, Harry. You won! And let me tell you what you won. A stuffed elephant doll, a red Billy Joel-type sunglasses and a year's supply of chocolate ice cream on a cone the special National Pet Day treat. But that's not all, you also scored 100 points and you performed dog tricks with Spot. You and Spot get to co-host with me in Harry's Beach Talent Show. You didn't get carried away this time. You're a complete winner of the 32nd Annual National Pet Day show!
  • ("Uptown Girl" plays)
  • (The sign says "Complete Winner")
  • (Billy sings "Uptown Girl" before the song ends as Harry is a complete winner)
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Wow, I can't believe it! I'm a complete winner! I am a complete winner! Thanks, Billy!
  • Spot: (barking)
  • Amy Fourpaws: (embracing Harry for winning the game despite she was voted runner-up of the 32nd Annual National Pet Day Show for scoring 95 points) Good job, Harry, you won because you got 100 points with your dog. You're sweet!
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Awww, thank you, Amy, you're sweet too and brave! You won too, Spot.
  • Spot: (barking)
  • Amy Fourpaws: Good work, Harry. Hurray for Spot! (She is pleased to see Harry's three winning prizes: a stuffed elephant doll, red sunglasses and a year's supply of chocolate ice cream on a cone the special National Pet Day treat)
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Thank you, Amy.
  • Amy Fourpaws: You're welcome. I gotta write that you won the 32nd Annual National Pet Day Show on the board. You'll stay here and get your prize. (She goes to the board, erases her own name off the board and even writes "Harry D. Rabbit is the Winner Of The 32nd Annual National Pet Day Show. He scored 100 points for competing with Spot and is now a co-host with Billy!" on the board)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Amy Fourpaws (runner-up interview): I had fun today around here. And it was awesome because I can't wait to see Harry and Spot get prizes. I'm not a winner of the 32nd Annual National Pet Day, but I'm still very happy with him and his dog cause it still was so much more than just a product or anything. He won and I'm proud of him because it's still hug time like it is all the time.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: This is the best day ever in my life!
  • Billy Joel: (hands Harry a chocolate ice cream cone, red Billy Joel-type sunglasses and a prize stuffed elephant doll) Harry, you won three prizes and a winning co-host with me at the Miami beach talent show: a year's supply of chocolate ice cream on a cone the special National Pet Day treat, red sunglasses because it's your favorite color and also a stuffed elephant toy because you love elephants. You get to co-host with me in Miami Florida's Beach Talent Show.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: (pleased with his new stuffed elephant doll to hold, chocolate ice cream on a cone to eat and his new sunglasses to wear too) Thanks, Billy. You too, Spot. We scored 100 points! (He eats his ice cream and Billy continues singing "Uptown Girl")
  • Spot: (barking)
  • Harry D. Rabbit (winner of the 32nd Annual National Pet Day interview): I won! Oh my gosh, wow! I won the 32nd Annual National Pet Day! Can you believe it? It was awesome and it's the best day ever. Wow! I knew it! I'm so happy I get to co-host with Billy. I'm the winner of the 32nd Annual National Pet Day. Whoo-hoo! I believe it! I won the prize and I came here!
  • Spot: (barking)
  • Harry D. Rabbit: You won too, Spot!
  • Tina Turner, Stevie Wonder, Bruce Springsteen, Dionne Warwick, Diana Ross, Alfred "Weird Al" Yankovic, Dave Dent, Lionel Richie and Kenny Loggins: Harry, you did it! We're so proud of you.
  • Harry D. Rabbit (winner of the 32nd Annual National Pet Day interview): I won the 32nd Annual National Pet Day! I did it! Yeah! They audience will be loving on me. (laughing)
  • ("Uptown Girl" ends as Amy finishes writing "Harry D, Rabbit is the Winner Of The 32nd Annual National Pet Day Show. He scored 100 points for competing with his dog Spot and is now a co-host with Billy!" on the board)
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • (Harry's other friends who were out of the game and their pets who were also out get off the floor and congratulate him and Spot and even though they didn't win the co-hosting, they still had a good time at the National Pet Day show. Even Kenny the singer, producer and judge of the 32nd Annual National Pet Day show is proud along with other judges)
  • Amy Fourpaws: Good job, Harry and Spot. I'm proud of you for winning National Pet Day so is Olivia, Pinkie Pie and Princess. We didn't win because we ended up runners-up, but it was fun.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Thanks, Amy, do you wanna share some ice cream with me?
  • Amy Fourpaws: Yes please. (She shares ice cream with Harry and eats it with him)
  • Earl Earwax: Good work, Harry and Spot! Good work. We still did good even though Sherrie and I lost as well and placed 3rd, but I'm scared and nervous of performing anything about at talent shows.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Don't worry, Earl, I'm sure you'll overcome your fear of them and they will work out good.
  • Earl Earwax: Uh, okay. Good job, Harry, good job! You too, Spot!
  • Spot: (barking)
  • Mr. Conrad: Good job, Harry. Good job, Spot. I'm so happy Kenny Loggins and I get to join you guys at the finale of the beach talent show. Casaba and I lost, but we had fun and we're lucky we didn't fail. Far out.
  • Wendy Wong: Good job, Harry. Good job, Spot!
  • Kenny Loggins: Well done, Harry and Spot!
  • Stinky Jones: Well done, Harry and Spot! Paul and I lost too and ended up placing 4th but we still did very good. You two get to co-host with Billy at the beach talent show.
  • Steve Perry: Good job, Harry and Spot, you both won the co-hosting and a stuffed elephant toy.
  • Sherrie Swafford: Good work! We're very proud of both of you!
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Thanks, guys, and you all will join us as other talenters in the Beach Talent Show.
  • Amy Fourpaws, Earl Earwax, Wendy Wong, Allison Johansson, Claire Lizzard, Cyndi Lauper, Michael Jackson, Dave Dent, David Deschannel, Mr. Conrad, Stinky Jones, Steve Perry and Sherrie Swafford: Thank you, Harry. We get to be other talenters.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Thanks, you guys are the best.
  • Spot: (barking)
  • Billy Joel: Phew! Thank you for coming to National Pet Day. We hope you come back really soon! And of course the National Pet Day was amazing. Well, see you again soon. Bye!
  • Audience: (clapping and cheering)
  • Harry D. Rabbit (narrating the closing episode): I'm so happy I won National Pet Day and my new stuffed elephant and I'm so excited about co-hosting with Billy in the Miami's Beach Talent Show as well as we're both hosts and talenters and my friends are exciting too about being other talenters there. We had a good time on National Pet Day because it was amazing and if you bring your pet to National Pet Day, you're gonna have a pet who really loves you. I will always love Spot and he will always love me.
  • Spot: (barking)

Harry and Billy Sign Off Before The Credits

  • Harry D. Rabbit (hosting): Phew, did you have a good time at National Pet Day? We did too. Wasn't it, Spot?
  • Spot: (barking)
  • Harry D. Rabbit: You said it. We won National Pet Day.
  • Billy Joel (hosting): Thank you for joining us and our friends at National Pet Day.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Say goodbye, Spot.
  • Spot: (barking)
  • Harry D. Rabbit (hosting): Well, see you again soon.
  • Harry D. Rabbit and Billy Joel (signing off): Bye!


Harry's Beach Talent Show (Home Video, August 15, 1995)

After the Theme Song

  • Harry's mom: Boys!

Merry Christmas, Harry and Friends

At the Music

  • Harry D. Rabbit: Billy! Billy! Billy! Billy, I'm sorry I'm late!
  • Billy Joel: That's okay. I love Christmas even though I don't celebrate it, I love piano and I love you, Harry. But being late. (groans) I hate being late.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: You don't like when I'm late for anything?
  • Billy Joel: No. I just hate when you're being late. But I love you. And I'm glad you're here.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Thanks. Everyone celebrates Christmas.
  • Billy Joel: But, Harry, I don't because I'm Jewish.
  • Harry D. Rabbit: Don't worry, Billy. I know tons about Christmas. Follow me. (He goes to the piano)

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